Defend Thyself

Every day we read multiple instances of innocent people who go to street festivals, music festivals, or just enjoying a coffee or desert, all are being victims of these punks who really need a good whack to the head with a telescopic steel baton.

Rubber Handle Telescopic Steel Baton

Amazingly, roves of negroid youth are banding together in fearless packs, stealing anything they want in city, after city, after city. The other day in Philadelphia, which can no logger be called the city of brotherly love, comes this about a 100 punk mob attack:

About 10 p.m., Maria said, she saw a shirtless teenager run past the restaurant.

"He was running in the middle of the street and looked like he was running away from someone," she said.

Maria tucked away her phone and wallet, which had been sitting on the table.

She grew up in Brazil, she said, and was more street-smart than her cousin.

Before she could tell Cecilia to put her cell phone away, another teen reached through the window and snatched it.

Maria ran out after him.

She was on the sidewalk, starting to scream "thief," she said, when someone from behind punched her in the jaw.

She said she turned, jaw throbbing, to see the girl who had hit her standing with five other teens. "What are you going to do?" she said the girl who had punched her yelled.

The teens were laughing, she said. "They were fearless. It seemed like they weren’t taking anything serious."

Maria ran into another restaurant and called 911.

The girls in the group called her a slut as they left, she said.

The police arrived quickly. Another customer at Max Brenner, a 32-year-old woman from Delaware who was with her 7-year-old daughter, had also been robbed. Someone had reached in through a window and snatched her phone, according to police reports.

When I was living in Long Beach, about 50 black youths got on a train heading to LA, and it was almost that bad, they weren’t taking anything, though it sure is a presence all these guys huffing and puffing out their chest like they are in the jungle.

Here is a video we did of a telescopic steel baton to see what they are:

The Telescopic Steel Baton comes in 3 sizes, 16, 21, and 26 inches, and collapses to a small size to put in purse or pocket. With the flick of your wrist, it pops out, ready for punk smacking action.

If you can’t or won’t carry a gun, this is a good alternative, though they are illegal in the following states; Massachusetts, California, New York, Pennsylvania, Texas, and the District of Columbia. Here are the Steel Baton Laws. If you know of any other state, let us know and we will add it to the list.

Remember, bash heads first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Telescopic Steel Baton

I don’t care how many pepper sprays, stun guns, TASER® devices, kubotans, or telescopic steel batons you carry, you ain’t gonna be abel to defend yourself from a mob of crazy idiots, and last nights Laker win in Los Angeles showed the dangers of living there.

While no one was killed, it was controlled very well by the men & women in the LA PD, who we light our sparkers to for being out there controlling the endless supply of thugs, hoods, punks, wanna-be gangsters, cockroaches, low life scum, and pieces of garbage.

Innocent people trying to leave a basketball game were subject to life and property damage, just trying to snake to the freeway a couple blocks away. What if this was you? I wonder how he is gonna get that grease stain off his car?

What would you do? I would love to run them over because they are in my way, though you better floor it, because if you get caught up on the bodies, they will drag you out and you know what. Some idiots even got on the 10 freeway and were blocking traffic.

Or you are finally free from the roving hoards of punks and heading to the freeway, and BLAM, out of nowhere a dumpster slams into the passenger side of your car, bashing in your wife’s head? Not my kind of town.

Here is a link to the rest of the 27 Reasons Not To Live In Los Angeles. I gladly moved from LA 8 years ago, and the only time I go there is because I have to, or there is some seminar. Word to the wise; avoid LA.

Remember: Pepper Spray first, ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASER® Devices

We received the new Rubber Handle Telescopic Steel Batons, and they are the same kick butt batons that can bash the punk that is trying to hurt you. It looks like they are replacing the foam handle batons, which we really like.

We also have a few of the foam handle Telescopic Steel Batons left, and we want to blow them out, so we’re gonna offer the rest of them for 50% off until they are gone.

Telescopic Steel Baton

This is your chance to pick up one of the most brutal, easy to hide, non-lethal self defense products on earth that collapses to 1/3 its size, and is super easy to hide in a purse, jacket, pocket, or vehicle. Unfortunatly, the butt hats that somehow got elected to the California legislature have made them illegal in this state. Otherwise we can send them to any other of the 49 states, Guam, and American Samoa, and any other US Territory, and NOT out of the USA.

Now we don’t advocate offensive violence, however, when you are being attacked, you should go ballistic and have the intent to, if needed, and you are bad enough, to take the SOB out. Many people can’t do it, and we understand. We also advocate the carrying of a lethal weapon, which will effectivly stop most crimes, though it might be illegal in many places in our Republic.

These steel batons come will bring the pain to anyone you hit, and they come with a nylon holster for our Law Enforcement or Security Guard customers.

So if you are looking for an easy to use, pain bringing, non-lethal self defense weapon, take advantage of an awesome blow-out of the foam handle telescopic steel batons.

Defend Thyself…

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TelescopicSteelBaton

We just put up a new video on YouTube about the Telescopic Steel Baton. We love these little guys, as they are similar to what Law Enforcement carries, a collapsible, handy, non-lethal self defense product that collapses to a small unit that is easy to put in a purse or pocket. The perfect personal protection product!

However, we can’t sell them in California. WTF is wrong with this state? They make it hard to have weapons, lethal or non-lethal. Why don’t they just ban rocks and sticks while they are at it.

Anyway, check-out the video on the Telescopic Steel Baton. We can ship this to any other state, though not California, and not outside the 50 states, so if you live overseas, please don’t order it.

California is going down the drain. The smart people are leaving, and the welfare recipients are coming in. Guess where the #1 destination state is for new residents? Texas! And we will relocate there this year, as we are sick of California.

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Telescopic Steel Baton

We have not talked about the Telescopic Steel Baton for some time. We forgot how great a telescopic steel baton is for a self defense product.

What resembles a little foam rubber device, actually extends to a strong baton with the flick of a wrist. Here, watch this quick demonstration for a quick laugh to break up your day.

You can get them in 3 sizes, 16, 21, or 26 inches. They come with a carrying case, and fit easily in a purse or pocket. While I would NOT carry one of these puppies on the plane with you, like Snoop Dog did and got arrested, you can put them in your checked baggage.

Non lethal, quick to get ready to use, and can do serious harm to the punk that’s messing with you, check out the Telescopic Steel Baton web page.

Pinky Sparkadero

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TelescopicStunBaton