Defend Thyself

We received the new Rubber Handle Telescopic Steel Batons, and they are the same kick butt batons that can bash the punk that is trying to hurt you. It looks like they are replacing the foam handle batons, which we really like.

We also have a few of the foam handle Telescopic Steel Batons left, and we want to blow them out, so we’re gonna offer the rest of them for 50% off until they are gone.

Telescopic Steel Baton

This is your chance to pick up one of the most brutal, easy to hide, non-lethal self defense products on earth that collapses to 1/3 its size, and is super easy to hide in a purse, jacket, pocket, or vehicle. Unfortunatly, the butt hats that somehow got elected to the California legislature have made them illegal in this state. Otherwise we can send them to any other of the 49 states, Guam, and American Samoa, and any other US Territory, and NOT out of the USA.

Now we don’t advocate offensive violence, however, when you are being attacked, you should go ballistic and have the intent to, if needed, and you are bad enough, to take the SOB out. Many people can’t do it, and we understand. We also advocate the carrying of a lethal weapon, which will effectivly stop most crimes, though it might be illegal in many places in our Republic.

These steel batons come will bring the pain to anyone you hit, and they come with a nylon holster for our Law Enforcement or Security Guard customers.

So if you are looking for an easy to use, pain bringing, non-lethal self defense weapon, take advantage of an awesome blow-out of the foam handle telescopic steel batons.

Defend Thyself…

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TelescopicSteelBaton

We just put up a new video on YouTube about the Telescopic Steel Baton. We love these little guys, as they are similar to what Law Enforcement carries, a collapsible, handy, non-lethal self defense product that collapses to a small unit that is easy to put in a purse or pocket. The perfect personal protection product!

However, we can’t sell them in California. WTF is wrong with this state? They make it hard to have weapons, lethal or non-lethal. Why don’t they just ban rocks and sticks while they are at it.

Anyway, check-out the video on the Telescopic Steel Baton. We can ship this to any other state, though not California, and not outside the 50 states, so if you live overseas, please don’t order it.

California is going down the drain. The smart people are leaving, and the welfare recipients are coming in. Guess where the #1 destination state is for new residents? Texas! And we will relocate there this year, as we are sick of California.

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Telescopic Steel Baton

We have not talked about the Telescopic Steel Baton for some time. We forgot how great a telescopic steel baton is for a self defense product.

What resembles a little foam rubber device, actually extends to a strong baton with the flick of a wrist. Here, watch this quick demonstration for a quick laugh to break up your day.

You can get them in 3 sizes, 16, 21, or 26 inches. They come with a carrying case, and fit easily in a purse or pocket. While I would NOT carry one of these puppies on the plane with you, like Snoop Dog did and got arrested, you can put them in your checked baggage.

Non lethal, quick to get ready to use, and can do serious harm to the punk that’s messing with you, check out the Telescopic Steel Baton web page.

Pinky Sparkadero

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TelescopicStunBaton