Defend Thyself

Congrats to the LA Lakers for winning their 500 championship this year. There was a mini-riot downtown LA after the out of state win, with “Knuckleheads” jumping up on cars & starting fires.

And now there is going to be a parade for the Lakers that will make its way all the way down to the Coloseum, which is MILES away. This ain’t going to be like the Rose Bowl parade, YOU will be down in the hood, south LA, where you really don’t want to be, especially if you have white skin. Remember Reginal Denny? They almost beat him to a pulp during the LA riots, and I am surprised he did not die.

If you are hardcore enough to head over to the Parade, at least bring your TASER C2, Mace Pepper Gun, and a Telescopic Steel Baton, because you might need it.

Remember to shoot your TASER C2 first & ask questions later…

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself/TASERC2

We wondered if the TASER C2 could drop a HUGE feral pig, similar to the giant pig that was found eating a cow in Australia.

Holy cow, no pun intended, take a look at that picture. The thing is hanging from a crane, and it is at least 8-9 feet from nose to tail. Could you imagine being a cave man, with that thing running around?

Oh, though what about setting up a good fire, and tossing it on the barbie, Mate? That’s a lot of bacon! I wonder if the meat is any good. And when does a pig stop growing? Most animals stop growing at some point, though is this not the case for pigs?

Anyway, here is a clip of a TASER taking down a bull. The TASER C2 will put 50,000 volts in someone for 30 seconds. If it will take down a bull, I bet it will take down a 9 foot pig, let alone some punk that tried to rob you.

TASER C2

With more people out of work not finding any jobe, their new job is crime. Robbery, theft, assaults, all up. Don’t be a victim, find out more info on the TASER C2 and take $58 bucks off when you enter coupon code TASER when you check out.

Defend Thyself

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASERC2

With cities across the country like Toledo, OH letting Police Officers go due to budget constraints, you are going to see a lot more punks on the street stealing, robbing, and assaulting. Get use to it for the near future.

No matter if you are man or women, old or young, big or small, your chances of being a victim of some type of crime just went up.

Now, more than ever, you need to equip yourself for the worst. For those of you who carry a concealed weapon, legally, or illegally, you are ready.

For those of you who don’t, well, whatcha goonna do when they come for you? (Sung to the tune of the COPS theme song)

You might want to pick up some of the strongest non-lethal products on the market. We will focus on our top three favorites this week; The TASER C2, the Mace Pepper Gun, and the Spitfire Key Chain Pepper Spray.

#1: The TASER C2
Since TASER quit making the M18, which looked like a Colt 45, all they have for us civillians is the TASER C2, which looks like a bent flashlight. Don’t let the size fool you, it will take down the biggest, baddest MF on the planet. It will even stop a bull!

TASER C2

TASER® takes the weakest stun gun in existence, a measly 50,000 volts, and works wonders with it. Now you are thinking, 50,000 volts, hell Sparky, what about a 1 million volt stun gun?

TASER® says no, it’s not in the voltage, it’s in the way to voltage is pulsated while it is delivered. Imagine a strobe light, that is what TASER does to the voltage, so it’s not a straight shot, it’s completely disrupting the central nervous system of the punk, which will drop them like a sack of whale blubber.

The TASER C2r accepts these small cartridges that shoot out two barbed hooks that land on or in the victim, connected by thin copper wires. The electricity travels down the wires, up to 15 feet so you are at a safe distance, while the punk starts his involuntary dance.

If you miss, or there is more than one, the TASER C2 turns into a TASER® stun gun. Just push the firing button with your thumb, and use it like a regular stun gun by making contact anywhere on the punks torso.

It comes in several colors, and fits easily in a purse, pocket, or belt holster. Legal in states that allow you to buy a stun gun. Not legal here:

States Where Stun Guns Are Restricted:

Cities Where Stun Guns Are Restricted:

And anywhere outside the USA or it’s possessions.

A TASER C2 will only work if you have it with you. If you have been thinking about the rise in crime, and with home invasion robberies spiking through the roof, you have to do something. We have the TASER C2 now on sale, come check out the discount we can’t tell you about here…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASERC2

The little boy we reported that was kidnapped in a brazen home invasion robbery has been reunited with his parents.

Seems the 2 guys who were seen in surveillance videos before the robbery buying the ropes & other supplies they used, have fled to Mexico. So they shaved the kids hair, in order to try to make him not as easy to notice.

Little boy and parents were re-united in Calexico, right across the border. I use to go there a lot in the early 1990’s when I was selling molding equipment to Rockwell Semiconductors. I remember I use to travel quite a bit into Mexico calling on all the mecquiladora factories.

Now, you risk your life going there. And you risk your life when you leave your home for soda’s and ice cream like the guy in San Juan Capistrano last weekend who was beaten so bad, he is in an induced coma. He went to walk down to the local liquor store for sodas & ice cream and never made it home. The Police though he was run over by a car. For what, some pocket change?

Now you risk your life just sitting in your home and some punks decide to break in.

We have tools like Stun Master Stun Guns and Wildfire Pepper Spray when you go in public, and the Mace Pepper Gun and the TASER C2 for home and when you go out. Just do something and get something to protect you before it’s too late…

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASERC2

We hear a group of filthy Christian pigs in Egypt are stocking up with pepper sprays and TASER® products, and are up- in-pig knuckles over a plan to slaughter every pig on earth because of their flu. With the possibility of a world wide pandemic, swine across the globe are being turned into SPAM in record numbers.

“We gotta do something,” cried Omar Piglett, of Cairo. “We eat all the Christians trash, and we really help to keep the eco-system in balance. There really is no need to kill us because of a little bug, it will pass. All we have access to is pepper spray and stun guns, the humans have the guns.”

Elsewhere, Muslims world wide are saying, “See! We have been telling you for years pigs are filthy beasts, and now they are killing mankind. Have mercy on my soul!”

In Arkansas, 16 feral pigs are held up in a cave outside of Ridgeback, and there is no end to the stand-off. Shares of bacon have plunged, and people are shorting Hormell stock.

More news as it breaks…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASER®

We are all guilty of doing this, or at least most of us are; someone wrongs us, and we raise the flying fickeled finger of fate at the drop of a hat (I am showing my age if anyone else remembers). We reported here that a Federal agent was killed by a man he flipped off.

Road rage caused the agent to give the man the bone, and he followed him & got in a fight. He ended up dying, just for sticking up a finger. Isn’t that crazy?

Bight your lip, turn the other cheek, and keep your finders down, as it usually pisses someone off so much they will do anything, even kill you, and nothing short of the TASER C2 will stop them, or a gun. All TASER C2’s on sale, enter coupon code:TASER when you check-out for a deal that will knock your socks off…

Defend Thyself…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TaserC2

We will be posting a lot of little tidbits and tips on Twitter, so to make sure you are getting them, head over to: http://twitter.com/DefendThyself, and “Follow” us.

This way we won’t send you tons of emails, on top of what we normally send out.

Defend Thyself…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
Twitter/DefendThyself

We read an article here about a Pastor enrolling in a Krav Maga class after the recent shooting death of a Preacher in Illinois.

Pastors Take Self-Defense Class Inspired by Israeli Military

With the recent church violence – notably a pastor’s shooting death in Illinois – some pastors have decided to be proactive and take self-defense classes.

Bart Howell, the pastor at Eagle’s View Church in Saginaw, Texas., is enrolled in Krav Maga, a self-defense class using techniques mastered by the Israeli army.

While any self defense class will help you, if someone has a gun, there ain’t much you can do, other than state, Lord, forgive him for he knows not what he does. However, if you had something like a TASER C2 or scorching hot Wild Fire Pepper Spray, at least you can subdue the shooter while he is shooting. So now we want to offer some Self Defense Product for Preachers.

Red Hot TASER C2

With that said, we are putting all our TASER® products on sale this week. No matter if it’s the new TASER C2, or the old reliable TASER M18, pick up a TASER this week and enter code: TASER when you check out to receive a $58 discount on your TASER.

TASER first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/RedHotTaserC2

P.S. Remember to use the code TASER when you check-out to get the discount, otherwise you won’t get the $58 discount.

Well we only get to celebrate Friday the 13th ever now and then, and what better way than a sale on all our Self Defense and Home Protection products in our store.

Until Sunday at midnight, when the mouse eats the cheese, and the coach turns into a pumpkin, this sale will end. Until then, enter the discount coupon code: 13 when you check-out to receive a 13% discount on everything.

And while a TASER® or Pepper Spray won’t stop someone on a rampage with 2 semi-automatic rifles and a shotgun, it will come in handy when some punk tries to ruin your day.

Defend Thyself

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/SelfDefense

This month, we decided to do something different with our monthly drawing for a self defense product. How about if you choose your product? So this month, Al is the winner of $50 Sparky Bucks to use however he chooses from our online store.

Al, we sent you the coupon code to use when you check out. Next month, who knows, maybe it will be your turn???

Take the ME out of Crime…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com
1-866-940-STUN