Defend Thyself

A Texas police officer was caught on video blasting a rabid squirrel with pepper spray, and while animal rights activists are screaming for the hanging of the Cop, we at Defendthyself.com feel the Cop did not go far enough, and should have pulled out his TASER Device and really taken care of that pesky vermin.

TASER M26C

You see a TASER device shoots out two barbed prongs that latch onto skin or clothing, and send a shocking 50,000 volts down copper wire to really mess up your day. While my boss wrote an article called: Is the TASER C2 the Worlds Wimpiest Stun Gun?, its really what you do with the voltage that makes a difference.

And the TASER C2 will drop a bull in his tracks, and should make quick work of the rabid rodent, terrorizing the neighborhood. And we always include 2 FREE replacement cartridges with every TASER M26C.

I have seen aggressive squirrels before, and they can take you out in seconds, just like the mad rabbit in Monty Python’s, The Holy Grail. Don’t be a victim!

TASER the hairy rat & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASER M26C

I don’t care how many pepper sprays, stun guns, TASER® devices, kubotans, or telescopic steel batons you carry, you ain’t gonna be abel to defend yourself from a mob of crazy idiots, and last nights Laker win in Los Angeles showed the dangers of living there.

While no one was killed, it was controlled very well by the men & women in the LA PD, who we light our sparkers to for being out there controlling the endless supply of thugs, hoods, punks, wanna-be gangsters, cockroaches, low life scum, and pieces of garbage.

Innocent people trying to leave a basketball game were subject to life and property damage, just trying to snake to the freeway a couple blocks away. What if this was you? I wonder how he is gonna get that grease stain off his car?

What would you do? I would love to run them over because they are in my way, though you better floor it, because if you get caught up on the bodies, they will drag you out and you know what. Some idiots even got on the 10 freeway and were blocking traffic.

Or you are finally free from the roving hoards of punks and heading to the freeway, and BLAM, out of nowhere a dumpster slams into the passenger side of your car, bashing in your wife’s head? Not my kind of town.

Here is a link to the rest of the 27 Reasons Not To Live In Los Angeles. I gladly moved from LA 8 years ago, and the only time I go there is because I have to, or there is some seminar. Word to the wise; avoid LA.

Remember: Pepper Spray first, ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASER® Devices

In case you forgot, this Halloween it’s important to keep an eye on your little ghouls and goblins when you are out trick or treating, and with all the creeps, weirdo’s, and zombies out there, a good way to make sure they stay near is have something that will notify you if they go to far.

The Safety Angel Anti-lost Child Alarm to keep your little monsters safe because it’s an anti-lost child alarm that will notify you when they stray too far from you.

Keep your goblins safe

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/SafetyAngelAnti-DrowingAlarm