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Pucker Up With The Stun Master 950,000 Volt Rechargeable Lipstick Stun Gun

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I just stumbled onto the Stun Master 950,000 Volt Rechargeable Lipstick Stun Gun, a super small rechargable lipstick shaped stun gun that is perfect for you chicks that need to protect yourself, and are not able to drag around a normal size stun gun. This super small stun gun can also be put in your purse, clutch, or jeans pocket.

Stun Master 950,000 Volt Rechargeable Lipstick Stun Gun
Stun Master 950,000 Volt Rechargeable Lipstick Stun Gun

Then, the next time some punk tries to hassle you or steal your purse, just pull out your lipstick stun gun, and pretend you going to to freshen up those lucious lips. Then stun the hell out of him.

Remember: Stun first & ask questions later!

Pinky Sparkadero

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
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Obama the Grinch

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The shock felt like a Stun Master 2.7 million volt stun gun blasted me, when I heard that Obama has bumped the televised ritual of a Charley Brown Christmas, so he can tell the Taliban what he intends to do to them, thus putting our boys in harms way.

I can’t believe the gall of this clown, and I am not referring yet to the dumb idea of broadcasting his battle plans to the enemy.

To bump Charley Brown is Un-American. Anyone that grew up in the 70′s worship this show as the true meaning of Christmas, the one we were not taught by our divorced parents, and Linus even sneaks in a part of Luke 2, which I am surprised is not censored out for political correctness.

Some of us at one point or another have felt like Charley Brown did, when they all made fun of his little Christmas tree. And my how beautiful it was when Snoopy got done with it!

So to bump this bit of Americana in favor of telling the world what we are going to do with this mess called the fake war on terror in Afganistan is a joke, and not an issue to a devout Socialist.

Can someone send this clown a copy of “The Art of War”?

Sparky The Stun Gun

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
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Date: December 1st, 2009

Now Shipping The Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun

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We finally received the Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun, and we will be doing a review & video! For now, this puppy is in stock, and it is one of the coolest non-lethal stunning devices on the market for several reasons. Oh yes, we can ship them now…

Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun
Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun

Benefits:

  • 2,700,000 Punk Stopping Volts of devestating electric shocking power will knock down an urban gorilla.
  • Safety Switch that only operates when you push it, so no false discharges when it’s in your pocket!
  • Anti-theft Wrist Strap: If the wrist strap is pulled out, the stun gun will no longer shock and the alarm will automatically activate and can’t be stopped until the security pin is replaced. This is a mandatory feature on any stun gun.
  • Life-Time Warranty, so no matter how many punks you take out, it’s guaranteed for life
  • 4.75 inches tall x 2.5″ wide so it’s easy to hide in a pocket or purse.
  • And so much more…
  • For more information on my new lover, the Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun.

    Remember to stun first & ask questions later…

    Pinky Sparkadero

    Pinky Sparkadero
    Self Defense Products Expert
    DefendThyself.com/StunMaster2.7MillionVoltMultiFunctionStunGun