Defend Thyself

Wow, take a look at my new squeeze guys, Pinky Sparkadero. Mmmm, mmm. Sorry, she only like guys that give off massive sparks, and you humans don’t.

Pinky Sparkadero

You will have to settle for loving the Pink Pink Pretender Mobile Phone Stun Gun. The pink cell phone stun gun packs almost 1,000,000 volts, just like Pinky! It also will take down a punk in record time. However, Guys, you do NOT want to be caught caressing a pink stun gun, so you gotta give it to your lady friend, mother, aunt, granny, sister, or daughter of legal age.

Update: The Pink Pretender Stun Gun is back ordered until June 1st. Seems the shipment was the wrong color. White face with orange side, and pink back. We are contemplating picking up a few of those. If you want one, let us know.

The Pink Pretender Mobile Phone Stun Gun

It’s exactly the same as the original Pretender Cell Phone Stun Gun;

• 950,000 Punk Stopping Volts
• Loud Personal Alarm To Wake The Dead
• Super Bright 12 LED Flashlight
• Easy To Hide In A Pocket Or Purse
• Free Leatherette Holster
• Free Batteries
• And So Much More…

As usual, you always get a FREE Sabre Red Key Chain Pepper Spray, black or pink, with every Stun Gun, and until this Friday, May 8th, at the stroke of Midnight, we will knock an additional $9 bucks off the price of the Pink Pretender Mobile Phone Stun Gun when you enter discount coupon code: PINK, and you still get the FREE pepper spray.

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/PinkPretenderMobilePhoneStunGun

This week we are giving away a FREE 1,000,000 volt Barracuda Stun Gun. This is the old school style that the security guards love. It fits solidly in your hand and with one million shocking volts, the punk will go down.

The best part is the disabling wrist strap; if it’s grabbed from you, the pin will put out, rending the device inoperable. 2 9v batteries power the beast, and it comes with a nylon case with a belt loop.

Barracuda One Million Volt Stun Gun

And we always include a FREE Sabre Red pepper spray with each one.

Check out the other Barracuda stun guns like the 1,200,000 volt stun gun or the 1,800,000 volt stun gun. Both are small and compact for easy transportation in a purse or pocket, and both are rechargeable, so you never need batteries.

Sparky sez; Stun first & ask questions later!

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Barracuda1MillionVoltStunGun

We also put up a video on something that should be in a Star Wars movie, the Stun Master 800,000 volt Telescopic Stun Baton. This thing collapses to a small size so you can carry it on your belt, however, at the first sign of trouble, whip out your punk stopper.

With the press of a button, the shaft extends to 21 inches and is fully charged with 800,000 volts; just hear the crackle of this bad boy. As soon as a punk touches it, or you “knight” him with your sword, he will drop and give you the respect he should have given you only moments earlier.

If you wait till the end, there is a special offer just for you.

I must say my videos are getting much better compared to my first ones when I used a cheap camera, iMovie, and had no clue how to compress them. Now, I really enjoy making these flicks and I hope you enjoy them too.

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Sparky sez: Stun first & ask questions later!

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/StunMasterTelescopicStunBaton

We will be posting a lot of little tidbits and tips on Twitter, so to make sure you are getting them, head over to: http://twitter.com/DefendThyself, and “Follow” us.

This way we won’t send you tons of emails, on top of what we normally send out.

Defend Thyself…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
Twitter/DefendThyself

We just set up a new site, MobilePhoneStunGun.com, dedicated to the mobile phone stun gun, or as people still call them, cell phone stun guns. Old habits die hard; cell phones went out a while ago and the correct lingo now is Mobile Phone Stun Gun.

Seems the problem our old web pages say cell phone stun gun, and we would rather not create duplicate content and just replace cell with mobile, so we just put up a little info site for you.

MobilePhoneStunGun.com will grow over time and is just another way to bring you information about the different self defense products out there that can protect you.

Speaking of cell phones, for this week only, until Sunday night the 5th of April 2009, we will put all our mobile phone stun guns on sale this week. Take 17% of all cell phone stun guns from our online Self Defense SuperStore when you check-out by entering the discount coupon code: MOBILE.

Remember, stun first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/CellPhoneStunGun

We read a funny blog about people getting upset at the bowling alley because someone stepped up and distracted them. Then we read further and it appears a fight broke out and the guy who said something lost his front tooth!

Etiquette Issue Blamed For Bowling Ball Attack

ROCKLIN, Calif. – An etiquette misstep led to a bowling-alley fight in which a man knocked a professional bowler’s tooth out with a 16-pound bowling ball, police said.

At about 10 p.m. Wednesday, the fight broke out at Rocklin AMF Lanes at 2325 Sierra Meadows Drive. Police said the victim, a professional bowler from Vacaville, was upset because a group bowling next to him did not wait for their turn to bowl.

I have been telling you this for a long time; it’s usually the guy who opens his trap, or sticks up a single finger who usually gets hurt & sometimes killed… That’s going to be one of my top 5 simple self defense tips that won’t cost you nuthing, except training you to quit flapping your jaw…

Next time you are at the bowling alley practicing up for the big leagues, try keeping your mouth shut, or moving to a different lane if a group of kids or rowdy guys end up next to you. You are out numbered and will loose. Resist complaining or leave. There is your self defense tip of the day!

Anyway, you never know when you are going to find yourself in trouble, so you really should have a couple things that could save your life, or at least your teeth.

A small stun gun that you can fit in your pocket, and a pepper spray on your key chain are some very inexpensive things you can do to stop attack. The pepper spray is your first line of defense; it can work up to 12-15 feet. You use that first, when you sense things might get out of hand; before they are on you. If you spray too close, it might back-fire and hit you.

Make sure you keep your keys in your hand @ all times and you won’t be caught off guard when the poop hits the fan. Then, you have your small stun gun, like the Barracuda 1.2 Million volt stun gun, smaller than a pack of squares, in your pocket, or in the carrying case you can keep on your belt.

Pull that baby out, turn it on, and just the push of the button will send over One Million shocking volts into the air. That crackle will attract attention, and possibly cause the punk to run. It will sure scare the you know what out of a dog that might try to attack you.

Don’t do it too long, just a second is all you need. Then, if they get within arms distance, blast them for 5-10 seconds, making sure it’s longer than one second, as that won’t do much except drop them to their knees. They will get up. You have to hold it for at least 5-10 or even up to 20 seconds on the person to get the maximum effect. They won’t be able to move for 10-20 minutes, because all the electricity messed up their internal electrical system so the arm does not move when the brain asks.

This weekend, pick up a Barracuda 1,200,000 Volt Stun Gun, or ANY of our Stun Guns, and you get not one, but TWO FREE Key Chain Pepper Sprays! You don’t even have to enter any codes, just buy the thing, and when it ships, it will include TWO FREE Sabre red pepper sprays. It’s out way of saying Thank You for being here.

Remember to spray first, ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/BarracudaStunGuns

This month, we decided to do something different with our monthly drawing for a self defense product. How about if you choose your product? So this month, Al is the winner of $50 Sparky Bucks to use however he chooses from our online store.

Al, we sent you the coupon code to use when you check out. Next month, who knows, maybe it will be your turn???

Take the ME out of Crime…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com
1-866-940-STUN

Ladies, if you live around Portland, Maine, take advantage of >low cost self defense classes they are offering. The classes start with Basic Self Defense courses this month, and the Rape Aggression Defense classes next month.

It’s really a good idea to have all the tools you need to defend thyself against physical attack, and the main way is the mental aspect of it. You have to believe you will prevail and with the proper tools, like Pepper Sprays and Stun Guns, you can survive and win an attack.

Think you can, think you can’t, either way you are right. Ladies, a couple blasts of Sabre Red Pepper Spray in the face of a punk will stop at the 10-12 foot range, before they get close to you. Make sure you aim for the face and let him have it.

While he is dazed and confused, you blast him with the Barracuda 1.2 Million Volt Stun Gun for 5-10 seconds, and he will drop. Hold it on him for at least 5 more seconds to get the maximum effect. It won’t kill him, just turn him into a quivvering bowl of jello that can’t move for 10-20 minutes; enough time for you to run to safety. You can’t just touch it for a second, you must hold any stun gun to his body for at least 5-10 seconds.

You will love the Barracuda stun gun because it’s small and fits in a ladies hand, and it’s green! It has it’s own built in batteries that charge and don’t have to be thrown out in land fills when they die. Just recharge overnight and it holds the charge for about 3 months.

If you don’t live around Portland, call your local police department or sheriff and ask them if they are offering any self defense classes so you can learn some basic techniques. Then pick up your Barracuda 1,200,000 volt stun gun from our online Self Defense Super Store, and we will toss in a pink or black Sabre Red Pepper Spray for FREE! That’s an $11.95 value, and you only get that kind of deal from DefendThyself.com

Take the ME out of Crime!

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Barracuda1.2MillionVoltStunGun

Unless you have lived under a rock, the people running the Legislative branch of our Federal Government have passed the biggest pile of pig fat known to mankind, and labeled it a “Stimulus” plan.

However, the only thing that will be stimulated is the special interest groups, because the majority of the trillions of dollars that are being hashed around will end up in their banks, and not your wallets.

How can Obama say with a straight face that there is not one entitlement in there, when it’s all entitlement payouts for the people who put him into office. $30 Million to save a stinking mouse in Fran Sansisco where speaker Pelosi represents is pure hogwash! Heck, people try to kill the little bastards everyday, why on earth are they saving them???

We here at Defend Thyself want to do a little stimulus of our own, hehehehehe. This month, the FREE Defense Product drawing winner is AJ, who now owns his own 1 Million Volt Barracuda Stun Gun, guaranteed to stimulate the next punk that tries to make your day.

Barracuda One Million Volt Stun Gun

The Barracuda 1,000,000 volt stun gun has several features we love:

• Built in 80db alarm
• Safety Switch
• Disabling Wrist Strap
• Belt Clip

We even include two 9V batteries to get you going.If you didn’t read, California, and probably many other states will start releasing tens of thousands of prisoners as part of a way to cut the pork out of their budgets.

Don’t be the next victim, as there are over 1,000,000 violent crimes each year in the USA, and growing, according to the FBI.Don’t be the next victim; pick up a Barracuda 1 Million Volt Stun Gun of your own.

If you order any Barracuda stun gun within the next 3 days, we will upgrade the free Saber Red pepper spray to a Spitfire Pepper spray, a $14.95 value!!!Don’t wait, as this offer goes away Wednesday night, 2.18.09 at midnight pacific.

Remember, Stun first; ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Barracuda1MillionVoltStunGun

P.S. Don’t forget to mention which color keychain holder of Spitfire Pepper Spray you want when you check out, black or red, or we will send the black.

There is no better way to tell the little woman in your life how much you love her, than a gift of molten hot Spitfire pepper spray in a nice gift box.

Spitfire pepper spray was tested and was the 2nd hottest pepper spray, behind the 10% Sabre Red. However, it is the only key chain pepper spray that sprays in a fog, not a stream. Fog is the best as it not only gets on the skin, it gets under sunglasses and in the nose and mouth of the punk, causing them to fight just to breathe.

Here is a video we put together to show what you get, and they are in stock in black or red for immediate shipment, just in time for Valentines day.

Their eyes will slam shut and their throat will tighten and just breathing will be a challenge. This give you time to run, or blast them with your Barracuda 1.8 million volt stun gun for a 1-2 knock-out blow.

Besides the fog, the Spitfire pepper spray uses replaceable cartridges, so you just replace them, instead of the entire plastic housing, so you can save the earth and take out a punk at the same time.

There are 5 other reasons why the Spitfire keychain pepper spray is our favorite pepper spray, find out for yourself at our online Self Defense Products SuperStore.

Remember to spray first, and ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/SpitfirePepperSprayGiftBox