Defend Thyself

I just stumbled onto the Stun Master 950,000 Volt Rechargeable Lipstick Stun Gun, a super small rechargable lipstick shaped stun gun that is perfect for you chicks that need to protect yourself, and are not able to drag around a normal size stun gun. This super small stun gun can also be put in your purse, clutch, or jeans pocket.

Stun Master 950,000 Volt Rechargeable Lipstick Stun Gun

Then, the next time some punk tries to hassle you or steal your purse, just pull out your lipstick stun gun, and pretend you going to to freshen up those lucious lips. Then stun the hell out of him.

Remember: Stun first & ask questions later!

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
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I don’t care how many pepper sprays, stun guns, TASER® devices, kubotans, or telescopic steel batons you carry, you ain’t gonna be abel to defend yourself from a mob of crazy idiots, and last nights Laker win in Los Angeles showed the dangers of living there.

While no one was killed, it was controlled very well by the men & women in the LA PD, who we light our sparkers to for being out there controlling the endless supply of thugs, hoods, punks, wanna-be gangsters, cockroaches, low life scum, and pieces of garbage.

Innocent people trying to leave a basketball game were subject to life and property damage, just trying to snake to the freeway a couple blocks away. What if this was you? I wonder how he is gonna get that grease stain off his car?

What would you do? I would love to run them over because they are in my way, though you better floor it, because if you get caught up on the bodies, they will drag you out and you know what. Some idiots even got on the 10 freeway and were blocking traffic.

Or you are finally free from the roving hoards of punks and heading to the freeway, and BLAM, out of nowhere a dumpster slams into the passenger side of your car, bashing in your wife’s head? Not my kind of town.

Here is a link to the rest of the 27 Reasons Not To Live In Los Angeles. I gladly moved from LA 8 years ago, and the only time I go there is because I have to, or there is some seminar. Word to the wise; avoid LA.

Remember: Pepper Spray first, ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASER® Devices

We love when we get more bang for the buck. That is what you will get with the Rechargeable Runt 4.5 Million Volt Stun Gun, which was cranked up from 1 Million volts, to 4, 500,000 punk blastin volts!

The Runt rechargeable stun gun is about the size of a cigarette pack, so you can hide it easily in a pocket or purse. Pitty the punk that gets on the receiving end of a 4.5 million stun gun; it won’t be pretty.

The Rechargeable Runt 4.5 Million Volt Stun Gun

The Runt is a rechargeable battery stun gun uses new cutting edge micro-technology to deliver a disabling 11 milliamps carried by high voltage. With over 1 Million violent crimes each year, it’s only a matter of time before your number comes up.

We will also toss in a FREE Wildfire 18% key chain pepper spray, which you use before the punks on top of you, as it shoots up to 15 feet. We blasted a model in the video on our home page with Wildfire, and he could not open his eyes for 45 minutes! Be ready when your number comes up, instead of being a victim…

Remember to stun first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
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In case you forgot, this Halloween it’s important to keep an eye on your little ghouls and goblins when you are out trick or treating, and with all the creeps, weirdo’s, and zombies out there, a good way to make sure they stay near is have something that will notify you if they go to far.

The Safety Angel Anti-lost Child Alarm to keep your little monsters safe because it’s an anti-lost child alarm that will notify you when they stray too far from you.

Keep your goblins safe

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
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With 47 school age children killed since President Obama took office, Chicago school officials are considering the possibility of issuing over 400,000 TASER C2 stunning devices to all students.

“We gotta do something,” cried Bertha Williams, a concerned parent. “We gotta stop kids from killing kids.”

Amen to that, and we applaud the move as one that will most definitely slow down the youth violence.

A TASER C2 is in reality on of the weakest stun guns in the world, and won’t kill you, unless you have some type of condition where you are walking on thin ice.

It’s only 50,000 volts, considering the most powerful stun gun on the market is the Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun; however, it’s what TASER International does with the voltage that will drop the biggest urban gorilla.

As soon as you launch the 2 barbed projectiles into your attacker, the 50,000 volts goes pouring into his body. He will drop like a sack of blubber, and for the next 30 seconds, the TASER C2 will pulse the electricity, and vary the pulses from 8 to 17x per second, for 1-8 second busts, until 30 seconds are over.

You can actually set the thing down and walk away while it continues to disrupt the attackers central nervous system.

Nothing, except a hand gun will do as much devastation, though you don’t have to worry about being charged with murder.

If you are considering a TASER C2 for your wife, mother, sister, or yourself, take off 12% at check-out with coupon code: TASER C2.

Remember to shoot first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/RedHotTASERC2

Congrats to the LA Lakers for winning their 500 championship this year. There was a mini-riot downtown LA after the out of state win, with “Knuckleheads” jumping up on cars & starting fires.

And now there is going to be a parade for the Lakers that will make its way all the way down to the Coloseum, which is MILES away. This ain’t going to be like the Rose Bowl parade, YOU will be down in the hood, south LA, where you really don’t want to be, especially if you have white skin. Remember Reginal Denny? They almost beat him to a pulp during the LA riots, and I am surprised he did not die.

If you are hardcore enough to head over to the Parade, at least bring your TASER C2, Mace Pepper Gun, and a Telescopic Steel Baton, because you might need it.

Remember to shoot your TASER C2 first & ask questions later…

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself/TASERC2

The FBI released its preliminary numbers indicating that violent crime decreased 2.5 percent in 2008. This category includes robbery, rape, murder, and aggravated assault. Property crimes have dropped 1.6% in 2008, though we are still taking hundreds of thousands of cases each year. And eventually, your number is going to come up.

Speaking of your number coming up, did you hear about the Italian women who was late for her Air France flight, the one that just crashed. She ended up renting a car and drove home with her husband, only to die after their car hit a truck head on in Austria. When your number comes up, there is no stopping the ole’ Grim Reaper.

Anyway, the North East, especially New Jersey had the least decline, and actually had an increase in property crimes, burglary, theft, and motor vehicle theft.

And it happens we can’t sell a lot of our Pepper Shot pepper sprays and Stun Master stun guns in MA, NY, Rhode Island, and NJ, we can ship them to any state that allows them.

We have a list of the states that don’t allow pepper sprays here, and a list of the states that don’t allow stun guns here.

With about 1 million violent crimes a year don’t wait until your number comes up to do something about it. We always give a free keychain pepper spray with any of our stun guns. Find out more information @ our online Self Defense SuperStore.

And this week, Bob is the winner of a Sabre Red Pepper Spray, a $9.99 value! Each week we will give away a different self defense product to the winner from the DefendThyself.com newslist.

Sparky sez: “Spray first & ask questions later!”

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/KeyChainPepperSpray

Stun Master will shortly be releasing what we believe to be is the most powerful, non-lethal stun gun on the planet, the Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun.

Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun

Not only does it have the highest voltage we have ever seen of a stun gun up until now. We carry the Barracuda 1.8 Million Volt Stun Gun, which will knock anyone on their butt. Now Stun Master has to come along and up the ante, so to speak.

There are some great reasons why this is possibly the best stun gun on the market:

1. 2.8 Million punk stopping volts
2. Loud audio alarm to wake the neighbors, and the dead
3. Flashing red lights to attract attention
4. Bright LED flashlight to shine in the attackers face
5. Disabling wrist strap to prevent it being used against you.

However, the Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun won’t be available until July 7th, so we are taking advanced orders NOW, that will ship before any others. As always, we give a free key chain pepper spray with each stun gun…

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Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/StunMaster2.7MillionVoltMultiFunctionStunGun

The little boy we reported that was kidnapped in a brazen home invasion robbery has been reunited with his parents.

Seems the 2 guys who were seen in surveillance videos before the robbery buying the ropes & other supplies they used, have fled to Mexico. So they shaved the kids hair, in order to try to make him not as easy to notice.

Little boy and parents were re-united in Calexico, right across the border. I use to go there a lot in the early 1990′s when I was selling molding equipment to Rockwell Semiconductors. I remember I use to travel quite a bit into Mexico calling on all the mecquiladora factories.

Now, you risk your life going there. And you risk your life when you leave your home for soda’s and ice cream like the guy in San Juan Capistrano last weekend who was beaten so bad, he is in an induced coma. He went to walk down to the local liquor store for sodas & ice cream and never made it home. The Police though he was run over by a car. For what, some pocket change?

Now you risk your life just sitting in your home and some punks decide to break in.

We have tools like Stun Master Stun Guns and Wildfire Pepper Spray when you go in public, and the Mace Pepper Gun and the TASER C2 for home and when you go out. Just do something and get something to protect you before it’s too late…

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASERC2

How is this for mind blowing. Every Friday, we offer a Free Pepper Spray to all of our Twitter followers. The only catch is you have to be the first person to call us to claim your prize. We only post it to Twitter, and we had 663 followers this morning. I just checked, we lost one to 662, and yet not ONE person has EVER called to get their FREE Pepper Spray.

Not one person.

So it brings up the question, is Twitter really much of anything? Is it all fluff and no substance, like the empty suit occuping the white house?

When you follow hundreds of people, some who twit 50 times a day, do you really read any of it?

I guess the answer for our followers is big fat NO! Since we implemented our first one in April, we have offered to give away 8 FREE Sabre Red key chain pepper sprays and 3 FREE Barracuda stun guns, absolutely FREE with no catch, and no one ever replied.

So lets pose the question. Do you ever look at any of the twits by the people you follow on Twitter?

BTW, If you want free self defense products, follow Defend Thyself on Twitter and make sure you check on Friday…

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Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
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