Defend Thyself

So TASER International came out with a yellow color TASER C2 called, what else, the TASER Yellow TASER C2 With Laser. It’s too bad Chelsea King did not carry one when she was killed, possibly by John Albert Gardner in Escondido. It would have taken him down, and kept him down for 10-20 minutes while she ran for help.

Why???

Because when you push the trigger, the TASER C2 shoots out two pronged projectiles, which will either latch on to any clothing, or in some cases penetrate the skin. We hired some guy to take a shooting, and we thought we were filming it. BANG! Man, it was loud, and the guy, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, dropped like bad transmission @ AAMCO. He ended up with one barb embedded center mass, that went into that connective tissue in the center front of your ribs.

We could not pull it out, no matter how hard we tugged & pulled! Then I realized, I forgot to have him sign the model release!!!

I thought OMG, so I whipped it out, and nicely got him to sign it, with the barb still stuck inside his chest.

We cut the wire and he went to a clinic where they removed it.

Anyway, look at this smiling prick in his mug shot. It’s believed he is also tied to the killing of Amber Dubois & possibly others. The sad thing is they were talking about him on the John & Ken show today on KFI, and the California Department of Prisons had 7 chances to put him away for life and they failed. The people responsible for these deaths still hold their job and it’s sad that they can’t be fired for incompetence. A 2000 doctors report showed Gardner was a violent sex criminal that would certainly reoffend. And in this messed up state, they don’t want to issue concealed weapons permits to let us carry guns to protect ourselves from people like this.

I would love to take my new TASER Yellow TASER C2 With Laser, and shoot him right in the face. About 12-15 feet out, they spread apart, and it would perfectly hit each eye. The TASER C2 will then send 50,000 volts blasting into his face, all the while I am laughing my butt off while he does the neutron dance on the pavement for 30 seconds. There is no other non-lethal self defense product on the market that can bring on such devastation. Think of it, 30 full seconds of voltage bouncing around inside this guys body.

TASER Yellow TASER C2 With Laser

And the funny part is, 50,000 volts is 1/2 the voltage of the weakest stun gun on the market, the 100,000 volt Stun Master Stun Gun. I even wrote an article called: "Is The TASER C2 The Worlds Wimpiest Stun Gun?"

Other stun guns are claiming to hit the 4 Million volt mark, though is it really necessary? TASER International proves its not the amount of voltage, it’s what you do with it. They pulse the electricity at varying rates during the 30 seconds, resulting in the ability to drop a bull in a second.

Nothin besides a gun can do that.

Luckily this monster is off the street, though it seems like everyday there is another creep that is out there to get you. And I though all of them lived in Phoenix…

I keep a TASER C2 right by my bed, and carry it with me frequently. Not only do they have integrated lasers so you can make sure you hit them right in the center of the chest, it has an LED light that help me see at night to make it to the bathroom without stubbing my toes!

We will toss in a FREE TASER C2 2 Pack of cartridges for the asking with each TASER C2 purchased; that’s a $59.95 value! That way you got a back-up…

Remember to TASER first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASER Yellow TASER C2

Well, seems like TASER International got smart and reintroduced the M-18, renaming it the TASER M26C. I guess the C is for consumer, as the law enforcement version is the TASER M26.

TASER M26C

We love this device because it’s perfect for security guards, or anyone that wants a high quality, non-lethal stunning device for home or when you are away. A security guard wants this on their belt, not the smaller TASER C2.

What makes the TASER M26C so great? How about it stopping a bull, or a punk during a home invasion robbery! Check out this video!

Oh yeah, we will toss in 2 FREE Replacement Cartridges with EVERY TASER M26C. That’s a $59.95 value, and you don’t even have to ask. We automatically do it because we love ya!

Comments please…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/AdvancedTASERM26C

We just put up a new video on YouTube about the Telescopic Steel Baton. We love these little guys, as they are similar to what Law Enforcement carries, a collapsible, handy, non-lethal self defense product that collapses to a small unit that is easy to put in a purse or pocket. The perfect personal protection product!

However, we can’t sell them in California. WTF is wrong with this state? They make it hard to have weapons, lethal or non-lethal. Why don’t they just ban rocks and sticks while they are at it.

Anyway, check-out the video on the Telescopic Steel Baton. We can ship this to any other state, though not California, and not outside the 50 states, so if you live overseas, please don’t order it.

California is going down the drain. The smart people are leaving, and the welfare recipients are coming in. Guess where the #1 destination state is for new residents? Texas! And we will relocate there this year, as we are sick of California.

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Telescopic Steel Baton

A tweaked out dishwasher at a tennis club down in San Clemente, CA, up from an all night crystal meth binge, attacked a women out on her early morning walk yesterday, and the only thing that saved her life was her faithful mini schnauzer, who was beaten to death during the attack.

The tweaker then went back to the tennis club, and was dancing on the courts naked, while he pored hot coffee all over him. It’s been pretty nippy at night, so I wonder if he was trying to warm up during his withdraws?

Anyway, I really hate reporting sad stories like this, because this women just needed a $12 Fox Labs Mean Green Keychain Pepper Spray that would have put crazy Lopez down for the count.

Fox Labs Keychain Pepper Spray

We carry so many types of pepper sprays, and the keychain pepper spray is a must for every man, woman, and child on this earth. Sadly, pretty much every other country on this earth is Socialist, Communist, or a dictatorship, which forbids it’s citizens from protecting themselves, and they can’t even own pepper spray. With our rapid slide into Socialism, we wonder how long it will be before pepper spray is banned in the US???

We’re particularly fond of the Fox Labs Mean Green keychain pepper spray, which is a green, water-based defense spray formula using real, organic pepper resin rated at 3,000,000 Scoville Heat Units (SHU). This resin is so purified it is virtually clear. This enabled FOX LABS to add green dye to the formula making it distinctive from all other formulas in the marketplace.

The COPS would see the punk attacker stumbling down the road looking like he was My Favorite Martian!

And a brave dog would have been saved.

Remember to spray first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Fox Labs Keychain Pepper Spray

We all have people on our Christmas list that are hard to find gifts for, or if you are just too overworked or tired to finish up your shopping, why not consider Gift Certificates for Self Defense or Home Protection Products from DefendThyself.com.

You can pick up Gift Certificates in any amount you want, up to $1,000, and it will automatically send an email to your recipient, notifying them they have a Gift Certificate from you, BEFORE Christmas.

We make it easy, just click the link above to go to the website and finish your Holiday Shopping.

Have a Safe & Happy Holidays from Defend Thyself!

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/GiftCertificates

There is no better way to tell woman in your life how much you love her, than a gift of molten hot Spitfire pepper spray in a nice gift box. Spitfire introduced the Purple Spitfire Keychain Pepper spray earlier this year, and we should have these in by the end of the week, ready to ship out in time for Christmas. They also come in red, and black for that lug in your life.

Spitfire Pepper Spray Gift Box Purple

I know it looks red, it’s the only pic we have to use until they come in this weekend. What’s great about this gift box is the Spitfire pepper spray uses replaceable cartridges, so you just replace them, instead of the entire plastic housing, so you can save the earth and take out a punk at the same time. You get one practice cartridge, and one live one, so you can practice before you make some punks day.

There are 5 other reasons why the Spitfire keychain pepper spray is one of our favorite pepper spray, find out for yourself at our online Self Defense Products SuperStore.

Remember to spray first, and ask questions later…

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/SpitfirePepperSprayGiftBox

We were adding the new Mace® TakeDown Law Enforcement line of professional strength pepper sprays, and looking to see if there was anythign we didn’t have yet, we saw the Mace Pen Defender Pepper Spray Pen! While we have many DVR Spy Pens over @ EyeSpyPry, our Spy & Surveillance product site.

For college students & people who work in places that won’t allow you to carry your pepper spray or stun gun, this is the perfect hidden self defense product. Yes folks, the Mace Pepper Pen looks like an innocent pen, so you can stick it in your shirt, jacket, or purse, and you have a completely hidden self defense product. Notice I said self defense, this product is to be used to protect yourself from attack, and it will using the molten hot Mace 10% Pepper Spray. It is NOT to be used to commit crimes.

Mace Pen Defender Pepper Spray Pen

So if you feel threatened waiting for the bus, at the train station, or just walking to your car, whip out your Mace Pepper Spray Pen and let them have it. You get about 6 shots & it works up to 5 feet.

And, the Mace Pen Defender Pepper Spray Pen make a great gift for that any guy or gal will love .

Remember: Spray First & Ask Questions Later…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/MacePenDefenderPepperSprayPen

My Granny was a racist. She was a huuuuge woman from Czechoslovakia that eventually hit at least 300 lbs before she passed away. As far back as I can remember, to her grave, would refer to brazil nuts as nigger toes.

She married an Italian before the war, and in the late 30’s, turned into a breeding machine, churning out around 15 total Aunts & Uncles, including a couple miscarriages.

I hated it as a little boy when she tried to kiss me, and any time I heard her yell, “Christopher!”, I would cringe.

And I really dreaded going to her apartment, the one she lived in for decades somewhere near our apartment in Yonkers, NY, mostly because it smelled really, really bad, and so did she.

As a little kid, you have none of walls you create around yourself as you get older, and just let your thoughts fly.

I remember the Lysol commercials to eliminate halitosis. I told her she had houseatosis, and needed to spray the whole place.

I know she hated me to the grave. That’s OK, I love her and know she is with Jesus, so she is happy.

Anyway, I know I might get some grief over this title, though I figured, so what. I would rather polarize you, than this be a milque toast blog of drivel. People either love me or hate me, and that will never change.

The whole purpose of this was the article I just read about the gal in St. Louis who cut in line @ a Walmart to join her cousin in the faster moving line, and it being blown up from an ant hill to a mountain.

Supposidly the gal, who was a 24 yr old college student, was in another line in the store and when she saw the one moving that her cousin was in, she went to join them.

Now I don’t have a problem with that at all. I have done it w/ my wife, and I have seen it done in front of me. If it’s done right, and not too late, it’s not a problem. What I do have a problem with is someone says she pushed her way in, and shoved someone else’s stuff out of the way.

What is the problem is if you push people out of the way to save 60 seconds; then it’s kind of rude. And the biggest thing we try to promote on the blog, and in general, is tollerance, patience, and courtesy, which go a long way today to prevent your arse from being kicked, or even killed.

I told you about the Federal agent who was killed by the guy who he flipped off, Flip The Bird – Loose Your Life.

Or the guy who complained to the punks next to him to wait their turn at the bowling alley, only to get a tooth knocked out by a 15 lb Bruswick Pinmaster Deluxe bowling ball; Bowling Alley Self Defense Tips.

So the gal is going to get her day in trial, 3 years after the fact. That is not a speedy and efficient justice system, and we will be curious to see how the case goes.

What are your thoughts on this? Do you split test check-out lines with a spouse or friend, then join the faster line? Is it acceptable when done properly, or just plain rude?

Blood everywhere in Chicago, and the city of brotherly love wants to hold the Olympics. The Olympics, the ultimate show of world-wide unity is considering plopping down in Murderville, USA on it’s next stop.

If you have been living under a rock, there has been a lot of violence pouring out of Chicago with a boy being killed on film earlier this week, and another beaten so bad by 3 men he is in a coma.

While you can walk around with a gun exposed in a holster in certain states, they don’t like that in Chicago, so you are at the mercy of waiting for the police to come protect you (NOT), or take matters into your own hands and carry some non-lethal weapons when they make it impossible to carry a lethal weapon.

Then I wake up with my blueberry waffles and coffee and see that Chicago’s hand gun ban is being considered by the Supreme Court next year and I say to myself, Sparky, WTF, didn’t they settle this already and we moved on to bigger & better things like Cash for Clunkers? Which we will offer after this post…

Anyway, if they are banning guns in Chicago, and the murder rates are spiking through the roof, then it’s time to take matters into my own hands.

So I pulled out my Mace Pepper Gun, which looks like a small flare gun. It’s easy to put in a purse or pocket, or carry in a holster. It shoots the 10% Hot, Hot, HOT Mace pepper spray up to 25 feet, and there ain’t nothing besides a gun or some pepper balls that will shoot further.

The TASER C2 only is good for 12-15 feet, then the wires drift too far apart to be accurate. 25 feet is a long way, and you can shoot it 7 x, so even if 3-5 punks are running at you, you can still take them all out with one cartridge.

You can also pick-up additional cartridges in both pepper spray, or practice with a inert cartridge that has no pepper spray, just the propellent so simulate how far it shoots.

If you live in Chicago, I would not travel alone, nor without a Mace Pepper gun, a TASER C2, a Kuboton, and a telescopic steel baton.

Come get me sucka!

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/MacePepperGunSkyBlue

We just started to watch an interesting show on Spike TV online; Surviving Disaster Season 1. This first episode is 42 minutes long and is on home invasions, where they simulate 2 home invasions and how you can help defend yourself.

One is about a home robbery, the other a well planned kidnapping. They start with the home invasion robbery. They say there are 8,000 home invasions every day in North America, 8,000 freaking thousand home invasions on this continent.

Oh, I think we forgot to mention we were wrong on the 1,000,000 violent crimes every year, we apologize, there are 4,000,000 violent crimes in the USA each year.

So watch the video and pick up some tips. We will give you a few good tips here to prevent or slow down a home invasion robbery:

1. Your first line of defense will be to set up a perimeter motion activated alarm system. Something as inexpensive as the Voice Alert Driveway And Home Alarm System can be set up with extra sensors to blanket your property with an invisible beam that will alert you when it’s been broken by an intruder. That’s when you grab your guns, or non-lethal self defense products.

2. Your 2nd line of defense is to keep your windows and doors locked, even when you are inside. Many home invaders come in the front or back door. Pick up a few inexpensive window alarms like the Glass Guard Window Alarm, and a couple door alarms that will sound off when opened, like the Entry Alarm with RF Remote Control. Now they are at the gates, trying to break into your castle; get ready for them to come blasting in.

3. Now you need weapons, lethal work the best, though non-lethal will stop invaders just as well. HOWEVER, you have to be trained so they are not used against you. Training is the key to having the confidence to use any lethal or non-lethal self defense product.

We like the shotgun for its devastating firepower and ability to get the job done. Also large caliber revolvers pack man stopping force, and they won’t jam at the wrong time. 357 Magnum is a great choice.

For non-lethal, you have a few options. A large pepper spray of 1lb in a fogger will allow you to back-peddle to a safe room, filling the attackers with a cloud of pepper fog that will choke them and slam shut their eyes and throat so just breathing will be difficult. We like the Wildfire 18 Percent Pepper Spray One Pound Pistol Grip to quickly fill a room with some really hot pepper spray.

Another choice is the Mace Pepper Gun, which shoots the potent Mace 10% formula up to 25 feet, giving you plenty of room between you and the attacker. About the size of a flare gun, it uses these cartridges that really pressurize the spray to launch it that far.

And finally, the TASER M18L, which is a glorified stun gun that can electrify a punk from up to 15 feet away with the patented TASER® fluctuating delivery system. We just wrote an article called Is The TASER C2 The Worlds Wimpiest Stun Gun? and it was posted it over at Agoravox. They allow you to listen to it as an MP3, with a computer reading it. Pretty cool! We will post all of our articles there so we can get a MP3 copy.

Anyway, you get the picture; start by protecting the perimeter of your property first, then the ability for invaders to get in the house, then what to do when they get inside.

More to come…

Remember, pepper spray first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/VoiceAlertDrivewayAlarm