Defend Thyself

I don’t care how many pepper sprays, stun guns, TASER® devices, kubotans, or telescopic steel batons you carry, you ain’t gonna be abel to defend yourself from a mob of crazy idiots, and last nights Laker win in Los Angeles showed the dangers of living there.

While no one was killed, it was controlled very well by the men & women in the LA PD, who we light our sparkers to for being out there controlling the endless supply of thugs, hoods, punks, wanna-be gangsters, cockroaches, low life scum, and pieces of garbage.

Innocent people trying to leave a basketball game were subject to life and property damage, just trying to snake to the freeway a couple blocks away. What if this was you? I wonder how he is gonna get that grease stain off his car?

What would you do? I would love to run them over because they are in my way, though you better floor it, because if you get caught up on the bodies, they will drag you out and you know what. Some idiots even got on the 10 freeway and were blocking traffic.

Or you are finally free from the roving hoards of punks and heading to the freeway, and BLAM, out of nowhere a dumpster slams into the passenger side of your car, bashing in your wife’s head? Not my kind of town.

Here is a link to the rest of the 27 Reasons Not To Live In Los Angeles. I gladly moved from LA 8 years ago, and the only time I go there is because I have to, or there is some seminar. Word to the wise; avoid LA.

Remember: Pepper Spray first, ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASER® Devices

In case you forgot, this Halloween it’s important to keep an eye on your little ghouls and goblins when you are out trick or treating, and with all the creeps, weirdo’s, and zombies out there, a good way to make sure they stay near is have something that will notify you if they go to far.

The Safety Angel Anti-lost Child Alarm to keep your little monsters safe because it’s an anti-lost child alarm that will notify you when they stray too far from you.

Keep your goblins safe

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/SafetyAngelAnti-DrowingAlarm

Blood everywhere in Chicago, and the city of brotherly love wants to hold the Olympics. The Olympics, the ultimate show of world-wide unity is considering plopping down in Murderville, USA on it’s next stop.

If you have been living under a rock, there has been a lot of violence pouring out of Chicago with a boy being killed on film earlier this week, and another beaten so bad by 3 men he is in a coma.

While you can walk around with a gun exposed in a holster in certain states, they don’t like that in Chicago, so you are at the mercy of waiting for the police to come protect you (NOT), or take matters into your own hands and carry some non-lethal weapons when they make it impossible to carry a lethal weapon.

Then I wake up with my blueberry waffles and coffee and see that Chicago’s hand gun ban is being considered by the Supreme Court next year and I say to myself, Sparky, WTF, didn’t they settle this already and we moved on to bigger & better things like Cash for Clunkers? Which we will offer after this post…

Anyway, if they are banning guns in Chicago, and the murder rates are spiking through the roof, then it’s time to take matters into my own hands.

So I pulled out my Mace Pepper Gun, which looks like a small flare gun. It’s easy to put in a purse or pocket, or carry in a holster. It shoots the 10% Hot, Hot, HOT Mace pepper spray up to 25 feet, and there ain’t nothing besides a gun or some pepper balls that will shoot further.

The TASER C2 only is good for 12-15 feet, then the wires drift too far apart to be accurate. 25 feet is a long way, and you can shoot it 7 x, so even if 3-5 punks are running at you, you can still take them all out with one cartridge.

You can also pick-up additional cartridges in both pepper spray, or practice with a inert cartridge that has no pepper spray, just the propellent so simulate how far it shoots.

If you live in Chicago, I would not travel alone, nor without a Mace Pepper gun, a TASER C2, a Kuboton, and a telescopic steel baton.

Come get me sucka!

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/MacePepperGunSkyBlue