Defend Thyself

My friend, let’s call him T-Wall, decides to buy the Spitfire Pepper Spray Gift Box Red for his wife. He sets up the pepper spray cartridge in the keychain holder, and is sitting in his house on a weekend.

T-Wal is a Bears fan, and sometimes he must be thinking about the Bears a little too much. He was messing around with the Spitfire key chain pepper spray, and he accidently blasts a quick puff of molten hot fog into his living room.

Spitfire Pepper Spray Gift Box Red

The first thing that happened is his cats immediately vacated the building, stage left. They T-Wal and his wife followed in tearful pursuit.

“I could not stand to be in the house, and I can’t see how someone can stand having that stuff sprayed in their face.”

There you have it folks, an innocent man, who accidently blasted himself with pepper spray regrets the day he did it.

T-Wal had to stay outside for a full 30 minutes, while he blasted his condo with fans to drive out the lethal Spitfire pepper spray fog.

Rule to the wise; don’t blast off a quick round of pepper spray in your house, take it outside…

Anyone else accidently let off a puff of pepper spray in the wrong location???

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
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We finally received the Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun, and we will be doing a review & video! For now, this puppy is in stock, and it is one of the coolest non-lethal stunning devices on the market for several reasons. Oh yes, we can ship them now…

Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun

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For more information on my new lover, the Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun.

Remember to stun first & ask questions later…

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/StunMaster2.7MillionVoltMultiFunctionStunGun

The FBI released its preliminary numbers indicating that violent crime decreased 2.5 percent in 2008. This category includes robbery, rape, murder, and aggravated assault. Property crimes have dropped 1.6% in 2008, though we are still taking hundreds of thousands of cases each year. And eventually, your number is going to come up.

Speaking of your number coming up, did you hear about the Italian women who was late for her Air France flight, the one that just crashed. She ended up renting a car and drove home with her husband, only to die after their car hit a truck head on in Austria. When your number comes up, there is no stopping the ole’ Grim Reaper.

Anyway, the North East, especially New Jersey had the least decline, and actually had an increase in property crimes, burglary, theft, and motor vehicle theft.

And it happens we can’t sell a lot of our Pepper Shot pepper sprays and Stun Master stun guns in MA, NY, Rhode Island, and NJ, we can ship them to any state that allows them.

We have a list of the states that don’t allow pepper sprays here, and a list of the states that don’t allow stun guns here.

With about 1 million violent crimes a year don’t wait until your number comes up to do something about it. We always give a free keychain pepper spray with any of our stun guns. Find out more information @ our online Self Defense SuperStore.

And this week, Bob is the winner of a Sabre Red Pepper Spray, a $9.99 value! Each week we will give away a different self defense product to the winner from the DefendThyself.com newslist.

Sparky sez: “Spray first & ask questions later!”

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
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Since we missed last week due to our HD going out, this week we gave away a FREE Stun Master 500,000 Volt Stun Baton to Danny (A $54.95 value with shipping). The Stun Master Stun Baton is a great way to protect yourself from crime.

It’s 20 inches long and will keep a punk or dog at a distance, while you blast 500,000 shocking volts into their body.

Stun Master 500K Volt Stun Baton

Find out more information on the incredible 500,000 volt Stun Master Stun Baton, visit our online Self Defense & Home Protection SuperStore & Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/StunMaster500,000VoltStunBaton

With cities across the country like Toledo, OH letting Police Officers go due to budget constraints, you are going to see a lot more punks on the street stealing, robbing, and assaulting. Get use to it for the near future.

No matter if you are man or women, old or young, big or small, your chances of being a victim of some type of crime just went up.

Now, more than ever, you need to equip yourself for the worst. For those of you who carry a concealed weapon, legally, or illegally, you are ready.

For those of you who don’t, well, whatcha goonna do when they come for you? (Sung to the tune of the COPS theme song)

You might want to pick up some of the strongest non-lethal products on the market. We will focus on our top three favorites this week; The TASER C2, the Mace Pepper Gun, and the Spitfire Key Chain Pepper Spray.

#1: The TASER C2
Since TASER quit making the M18, which looked like a Colt 45, all they have for us civillians is the TASER C2, which looks like a bent flashlight. Don’t let the size fool you, it will take down the biggest, baddest MF on the planet. It will even stop a bull!

TASER C2

TASER® takes the weakest stun gun in existence, a measly 50,000 volts, and works wonders with it. Now you are thinking, 50,000 volts, hell Sparky, what about a 1 million volt stun gun?

TASER® says no, it’s not in the voltage, it’s in the way to voltage is pulsated while it is delivered. Imagine a strobe light, that is what TASER does to the voltage, so it’s not a straight shot, it’s completely disrupting the central nervous system of the punk, which will drop them like a sack of whale blubber.

The TASER C2r accepts these small cartridges that shoot out two barbed hooks that land on or in the victim, connected by thin copper wires. The electricity travels down the wires, up to 15 feet so you are at a safe distance, while the punk starts his involuntary dance.

If you miss, or there is more than one, the TASER C2 turns into a TASER® stun gun. Just push the firing button with your thumb, and use it like a regular stun gun by making contact anywhere on the punks torso.

It comes in several colors, and fits easily in a purse, pocket, or belt holster. Legal in states that allow you to buy a stun gun. Not legal here:

States Where Stun Guns Are Restricted:

Cities Where Stun Guns Are Restricted:

And anywhere outside the USA or it’s possessions.

A TASER C2 will only work if you have it with you. If you have been thinking about the rise in crime, and with home invasion robberies spiking through the roof, you have to do something. We have the TASER C2 now on sale, come check out the discount we can’t tell you about here…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASERC2

Stun Master will shortly be releasing what we believe to be is the most powerful, non-lethal stun gun on the planet, the Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun.

Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun

Not only does it have the highest voltage we have ever seen of a stun gun up until now. We carry the Barracuda 1.8 Million Volt Stun Gun, which will knock anyone on their butt. Now Stun Master has to come along and up the ante, so to speak.

There are some great reasons why this is possibly the best stun gun on the market:

1. 2.8 Million punk stopping volts
2. Loud audio alarm to wake the neighbors, and the dead
3. Flashing red lights to attract attention
4. Bright LED flashlight to shine in the attackers face
5. Disabling wrist strap to prevent it being used against you.

However, the Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun won’t be available until July 7th, so we are taking advanced orders NOW, that will ship before any others. As always, we give a free key chain pepper spray with each stun gun…

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Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/StunMaster2.7MillionVoltMultiFunctionStunGun

The little boy we reported that was kidnapped in a brazen home invasion robbery has been reunited with his parents.

Seems the 2 guys who were seen in surveillance videos before the robbery buying the ropes & other supplies they used, have fled to Mexico. So they shaved the kids hair, in order to try to make him not as easy to notice.

Little boy and parents were re-united in Calexico, right across the border. I use to go there a lot in the early 1990′s when I was selling molding equipment to Rockwell Semiconductors. I remember I use to travel quite a bit into Mexico calling on all the mecquiladora factories.

Now, you risk your life going there. And you risk your life when you leave your home for soda’s and ice cream like the guy in San Juan Capistrano last weekend who was beaten so bad, he is in an induced coma. He went to walk down to the local liquor store for sodas & ice cream and never made it home. The Police though he was run over by a car. For what, some pocket change?

Now you risk your life just sitting in your home and some punks decide to break in.

We have tools like Stun Master Stun Guns and Wildfire Pepper Spray when you go in public, and the Mace Pepper Gun and the TASER C2 for home and when you go out. Just do something and get something to protect you before it’s too late…

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASERC2

A string of home invasions in Polk county, Iowa, has lead to an increase in people just wanting to defend themselves from punks. It’s good to see they have issued 3,000 concealed permits in that county.

In Orange County, CA, we are stuck here with a bureaucratic female sheriff that does not like us people here to have concealed weapons, even though the people with the concealed weapons are just law abiding citizens wanting to keep safe.

I can’t wait to vote her out, as she does not represent the people, she represents the government… That’s the problem these days, seems the government cares more about perpetuating the government and not our rights.

Anyway, the key thing that is stressed in the articles is to get as much space as you can between you and the punk. As we reported in our last blog post when a boy was kidnapped during a home invasion robbery, is to retreat to the bedroom or a safe room with a hardened door and frame, that can keep the attackers out.

While you are retreating, fill the room with pepper spray fog like the Mace Triple Action Self Defense Pepper Spray Fogger, lock the door, and call 911.

Rule #1: Think before you act.
Rule #2: Communicate with the punks by telling them you have a gun, and you are calling the police.
Rule #3: Don’t be afraid to use a lethal weapon to protect you.

Defend Thyself…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/MaceTripleActionFogger

Not sure if you saw this yet, though a home invasion robbery in San Bernardino resulted in a women’s son being kidnapped! The home invaders entered the home, and tied up the mother and her five children. They looked for money, then took some cell phones and one of her sons.

While these people are innocent until proven guilty in court, reports from neighbors describe a lot of people coming & going, so it could be a drug or whore house. We don’t know, only that the punks entered through a window.

Let this be a lesson that no matter where you live, you could be the next victim of a home invasion robbery. A good way to keep windows closed is with a round or square stick that will stop a punk from sliding it open. They also make metal window devices that sit in the slide and lock down to prevent window openings.

It’s not a good idea to leave open windows at night if you live on the ground floor, or a second story window that can be easily accessed.

Then you need a couple things to protect yourself; a motion detection alarm, and a huge fogging pepper spray.

If you are a home owner, your first line of defense is a driveway alarm or perimeter alarm like the Voice Alert Driveway And Home Alarm System, that uses motion activated sensors, which covers your property with an invisible shield that will notify you exactly where someone has entered your property. You can set up to monitor key entry points.

If you rent an apartment, or want to set up an internal motion detection system, set up a motion detection alarm pointing toward the front door or looking out the hall that goes to your bedroom. You want to put up an invisible curtain that will notify you when a punk crosses the line.

A simple, inexpensive motion detector like the Mini Infrared Alert Alarm, will alert you if someone comes in your front door or window. Just set it up, and the internal PIR (Passive infrared) motion detector will sound an alarm when you cross in front of it.

Mini Infrared Alert Alarm

Then, your next line of defense will be a huge fogger pepper spray like the Wildfire 18 Percent Pepper Spray One Pound Firemaster handy, which will lay out a cloud of broiling hot pepper spray that the punks will have to breathe into their lungs. Their eyes & throat will slam shut and their life will be miserable. Let off 1/2 the can and retreat to a safe room or master bedroom.

Make sure you set up a safe room or master bedroom with a solid dead bolt and reinforced door. This will help to keep them out, should they keep coming after you.

Then call 911; your phone lines might be cut, so you might want to get a disposable mobile phone to keep in your safe room, or a spare or older cell phone that is always charged.

Don’t end up a victim of a home invasion robbery, pick up some inexpensive tools to stop punks in their tracks…

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/MiniInfraredAlertAlarm

We also put up a video on something that should be in a Star Wars movie, the Stun Master 800,000 volt Telescopic Stun Baton. This thing collapses to a small size so you can carry it on your belt, however, at the first sign of trouble, whip out your punk stopper.

With the press of a button, the shaft extends to 21 inches and is fully charged with 800,000 volts; just hear the crackle of this bad boy. As soon as a punk touches it, or you “knight” him with your sword, he will drop and give you the respect he should have given you only moments earlier.

If you wait till the end, there is a special offer just for you.

I must say my videos are getting much better compared to my first ones when I used a cheap camera, iMovie, and had no clue how to compress them. Now, I really enjoy making these flicks and I hope you enjoy them too.

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Sparky sez: Stun first & ask questions later!

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
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