Defend Thyself

A tweaked out dishwasher at a tennis club down in San Clemente, CA, up from an all night crystal meth binge, attacked a women out on her early morning walk yesterday, and the only thing that saved her life was her faithful mini schnauzer, who was beaten to death during the attack.

The tweaker then went back to the tennis club, and was dancing on the courts naked, while he pored hot coffee all over him. It’s been pretty nippy at night, so I wonder if he was trying to warm up during his withdraws?

Anyway, I really hate reporting sad stories like this, because this women just needed a $12 Fox Labs Mean Green Keychain Pepper Spray that would have put crazy Lopez down for the count.

Fox Labs Keychain Pepper Spray

We carry so many types of pepper sprays, and the keychain pepper spray is a must for every man, woman, and child on this earth. Sadly, pretty much every other country on this earth is Socialist, Communist, or a dictatorship, which forbids it’s citizens from protecting themselves, and they can’t even own pepper spray. With our rapid slide into Socialism, we wonder how long it will be before pepper spray is banned in the US???

We’re particularly fond of the Fox Labs Mean Green keychain pepper spray, which is a green, water-based defense spray formula using real, organic pepper resin rated at 3,000,000 Scoville Heat Units (SHU). This resin is so purified it is virtually clear. This enabled FOX LABS to add green dye to the formula making it distinctive from all other formulas in the marketplace.

The COPS would see the punk attacker stumbling down the road looking like he was My Favorite Martian!

And a brave dog would have been saved.

Remember to spray first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Fox Labs Keychain Pepper Spray

Seems Cops ain’t too bright in Ozark Arkansas, where an officer used a TASER® Device to stop an unruly 10 year old girl that had stayed up past her bed time. And this continues a disturbing trend with Cops just getting lasy, and using TASER® devices in situations that normally would require they get their hands dirty.

Most situations would be undercontrol with a Fox Labs pepper spray that has as much, if not more stopping power than the TASER® device (TASER International forces us to put the ® after every mention of that word, and sent us a letter to clean up our site & blog or else we will have a TASER® device used against us; I can’t say tased, though since I am modifying a famous quote in the title, that does not count).

I remember when I was a young punk, and I might have wanted to stay up a little late and watch The Munsters. I always loved Grandpa’s tricked out ride with the huge blower sticking out the top of the engine. And don’t get me started on Eddy’s little Woof Woof doll. I did see a doctor with one in his office onc,e and about wet my pants!

However, even if I was such a jerk, like when I was 11, and kept pestering my Mom for a really cool toy called the Whizzer on the day of her 2nd marriage. This toy was the bomb; it was a top that you would activate by drawing the rubber wheel against the ground and rev up a gyroscope inside. When you set it down, it would spin for a while, and that was it.

While it sounds dumb, they were all the rage. They came out with these cars that you can drop the Wizzer into and it would spin & do wheelies & I absolutly, had to have. If murder was leagal, my Mom would have killed me with her eyes, though it did not warrant being assaulted with one of the most devistating, non-lethal self defense devices on the planet, the Advanced TASER M18L.

Advanced TASER M18L

Does anyone think this girl really deserved to be shocked into submission???

Comments please…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/AdvancedTASERM18L

Well our cart is freaking out, and has errors, and can finally get in the control panel, and when we upgraded some of the plug-ins on the blog, they took out the custom template. It should be all squared away by the weekend.

Imagine you are the mayor of Milwaukee, a pretty big city, though I can’t say I have been there. Anyway, you are at the fair, enjoying the day, and you hear a women shouting with a bucolic man-boy.

You run to her aid, and seeing the argument, you decide to call 911 and let the police deal with it. Only the call is interrupted by the bucolic man-boy, who snatches the phone from your hand, and proceeds to beat you with a metal bar.

This brings up an interesting angle. Previously, we talked about when you open your mouth in response to a perceived threat, the majority of the time the person flapping his lips complaining or pointing out the punks stupidity, impoliteness, or error is the one that gets hurt.

Like the Federal agent who was killed for flipping the bird, or the guy at the bowling alley who requested impolite punks wait their turn to bowl, and got hit in the face with a bowling ball and lost some teeth!

Now we have a man who was responding to a womens yells. What do you do, rush in and possibly get hurt yourself, or survey the scene and wait for help?

If you carry heat, then the answer is easy, you go in and defend yourself and the women. However, many states make that illegal, however, there are a 1/2 dozen types of non-lethal weapons you can use.

One of the best things that you can carry is something as simple as a Fox Labs Mean Green Pepper Spray on your keychain at all times. With a range of 15-20 feet, you can keep your distance, with your pepper spray ready, held behind you, leading with your opposite hand.

Fox Labs Mean Green Pepper Spray .5 Oz

Now you can respond to a situation, have your weapon ready at a moments notice, and take out the punk who normally turns his attention to you.

Fox Labs Mean Green Pepper Spray is actually a green, water-based OC formulas consisting of resin rated at 3,000,000 Scoville Heat Units (SHU) and 20.4% Capsaicinoids, that is so purified it is virtually clear.

What the heck does that mean? It means that it will not only put green ink on the face of the punk so law enforcement can identify him later, it will burn like all hell because it’s not full of junk like dyes, sugars, and fillers.

It will completely mess up his day and he will have a hard time just breathing as the spray contracts his eyes, throat, and sinus’s. It won’t kill him, though he will not be able to open his eyes for 20-30 minutes and his skin will fell like Satan blew him out like a birthday candle.

Click here for more info on how the the incredible Fox Labs Mean Green Pepper Spray can protect you from bucolic man-punks.

Remember to spray first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/FoxLabsMeanGreenPepperSpray

Everyone tells me, Sparky, keep your blog focused on Self Defense Products like Fox Labs Pepper Sprays, and Barracuda Stun guns, however, I am compelled from time to time to go completely off topic.

I had the hardest laugh today when I saw that someone had plastered L.A. with poster that blends the empty suit named Obama with a Heath Ledgeresque Joker character with the words “socialism,” directly below it.

Obama = Socialism

Ahh, these young graffiti punks bring a tear to my eye in recollection of when I use to poster around Phoenix, Seattle, and SF as a bohemian artist. I am envious as all heck, as running two online stores leaves me no time for art, and this is one of the best gorilla art campaigns of all time.

Now to go viral. You see he is a pure Socialist, which is repugnant to the Constiution. Most Democrats are repugnant to the Constiution and traitors to the Republic. While my little voice does’t amount to squat, we do have a RIGHT, if not an OBLIGATION to throw off a form of Govermnet that does not serve the people.

That time has come. The rust is starting to appear in Obama’s wrinkles. The promises of blah, blah, blah, have been over ridden by Socialistic Fascism at it’s purest form.

To eliminate all incentive for profit and put industry under the watch of Government, kills the entreprenual spirit and the Republic itself. To eliminate all incentive for profit is repugent to the Constitution and shoud be repelled by US, the People, who created Government in the first place.

Our Founding Father stated:
“Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government…”
Thomas Jefferson

Comments?

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com