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We just put up a new video of the upgraded Electronic Secure Dog, which now has a remote control to activate it, & a panic alarm that will wake the dead.

It’s now called the Visitor Chime and Watch Dog/Alarm with Remote Control, and you can use it to make a chime sound at your place of business or home, so you know when someone comes in or out. When you are gone, set it to bark, and anytime someone comes to the door, the internal microwave sensor will detect the movement and sound a fairly realistic barking sound that changes between 4 different barks.

Here is the YouTube Video on the Watch Dog Alarm:

There’s a special offer for you at the end…

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Electronic Secure Dog

A tweaked out dishwasher at a tennis club down in San Clemente, CA, up from an all night crystal meth binge, attacked a women out on her early morning walk yesterday, and the only thing that saved her life was her faithful mini schnauzer, who was beaten to death during the attack.

The tweaker then went back to the tennis club, and was dancing on the courts naked, while he pored hot coffee all over him. It’s been pretty nippy at night, so I wonder if he was trying to warm up during his withdraws?

Anyway, I really hate reporting sad stories like this, because this women just needed a $12 Fox Labs Mean Green Keychain Pepper Spray that would have put crazy Lopez down for the count.

Fox Labs Keychain Pepper Spray

We carry so many types of pepper sprays, and the keychain pepper spray is a must for every man, woman, and child on this earth. Sadly, pretty much every other country on this earth is Socialist, Communist, or a dictatorship, which forbids it’s citizens from protecting themselves, and they can’t even own pepper spray. With our rapid slide into Socialism, we wonder how long it will be before pepper spray is banned in the US???

We’re particularly fond of the Fox Labs Mean Green keychain pepper spray, which is a green, water-based defense spray formula using real, organic pepper resin rated at 3,000,000 Scoville Heat Units (SHU). This resin is so purified it is virtually clear. This enabled FOX LABS to add green dye to the formula making it distinctive from all other formulas in the marketplace.

The COPS would see the punk attacker stumbling down the road looking like he was My Favorite Martian!

And a brave dog would have been saved.

Remember to spray first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Fox Labs Keychain Pepper Spray

Until Christmas, we are giving away a self defense product every day to our Defend Thyself Twitter followers, and today, we gave away a FREE Pointed Red Kubotan to the first person who called us. You have to follow us, and we will give away free self defense stuff for the quick to respond.

2 minutes later, a gal from Connecticut calls and said send me my free Kubotan! I said ok, you are #1, and we will ship it off today.

Then, she tells her husband works late, and it’s just her and the kids during the day. Last week, she came home, and entered the back door to find someone in her house robbing her! I think they both scared the hell out of each other, as the punk high tailed it out the front door. Luckily, the police found him down the road, and he was arrested, without any losses of life, limb, or property.

She then got a big dog to help when Hubby is not home, and we suggested she look at the Mace PepperGel Home Defense industrial size. What’s great about this product is you can spray it in your house, and you don’t have to worry about you or your family breathing molten pepper spray. The pepper gel sticks like glue, and the more the punk tries to remove it, the deeper he grinds it into his skin.

Mace Pepper Gel

Like a fire extuingisher, you can dup out almost 1 pound of pepper gel in 6 seconds, and when you are being attacked during a home invasion robbery, time matters.

If you wanna practice using any of the Mace products, and you don’t want to take out the family, they have a new line called the Mace TakeDown® Inert Training Units. They package all their products in actual packages, without an pepper, so you have the same effect of using the gel, foam, fogger, or stream, while you hone your aiming skills and get ready for when the time comes and it’s your turn.

In case you forgot, we will repost some shocking home invasion robbery facts, According to Statistics U.S.A.:

• There have been 3,600,000 home invasions each year between 1994 and 2000.
• That’s 9,863 home invasion robberies every day.
• That’s 410 home invasion robberies every hour.
• That’s 6.8 home invasion robberies every minutes.

Don’t be the next victim. Get a big old 1 pound pepper gel like the Mace PepperGel Home Defense, which will stick like glue to the punks faces, yet prevent the spray from contaminating you.

Self Defense products make great Christmas gifts, and we have gift certificates in any size, so you can give the gift of life & self preservation. You will thank me later.

Pinky sez: Remember to spray first & ask questions later!

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/MacePepperGelHomeDefense

We were adding the new Mace® TakeDown Law Enforcement line of professional strength pepper sprays, and looking to see if there was anythign we didn’t have yet, we saw the Mace Pen Defender Pepper Spray Pen! While we have many DVR Spy Pens over @ EyeSpyPry, our Spy & Surveillance product site.

For college students & people who work in places that won’t allow you to carry your pepper spray or stun gun, this is the perfect hidden self defense product. Yes folks, the Mace Pepper Pen looks like an innocent pen, so you can stick it in your shirt, jacket, or purse, and you have a completely hidden self defense product. Notice I said self defense, this product is to be used to protect yourself from attack, and it will using the molten hot Mace 10% Pepper Spray. It is NOT to be used to commit crimes.

Mace Pen Defender Pepper Spray Pen

So if you feel threatened waiting for the bus, at the train station, or just walking to your car, whip out your Mace Pepper Spray Pen and let them have it. You get about 6 shots & it works up to 5 feet.

And, the Mace Pen Defender Pepper Spray Pen make a great gift for that any guy or gal will love .

Remember: Spray First & Ask Questions Later…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/MacePenDefenderPepperSprayPen

The Mace TakeDown® OC Foam MK IX 1 pound pepper foam could have prevented a Mansion Invasion Robbery we just read about.

Just because you might live in a gated community, don’t get too confident you won’t be a victim of a home invasion robbery. Just down the road a ways, in a gated community in Newport Beach, are a lot of really expensive homes. Over 1MM each, you think there would be armed guards patrolling the area?

Seems armed punks attacked 3 people in the mansion of former Mortgage king Daniel Sadek, who has since crashed & burned, just like the rest of the real estate bubble. Sadek’s story is funny; a cocky, arrogant bastard who made a ton of money pushing bogus mortgages to people who can’t afford them. He had so much money to burn he made a movie called Redline that flopped @ the box office. In the movie, he destroyed some extremely rare & valuable cars in ways that could have used stun double cars.

And he went on to loose large amounts in Vegas, and was using mortgage money, which is a no-no. His days are over, though ifonly he would hav had a huge TakeDown® OC-Foam MK-IX from Mace with him, he might have stopped the attackers with the molten hot Mace TakeDown® forumula that contains .35% Mace pepper spray.

Mace TakeDown® OC Foam MK IX

And in case you did not know, according to Statistics U.S.A., there have been an average of 3,600,000 home invasions annually between 1994 and 2000.

That’s 9,863 home invasion robberies every day.

That’s 410 home invasion robberies every hour.

That’s 6.8 home invasion robberies every minutes.

Don’t be the next victim. Get a big old 1 pound pepper spray or foam like the Mace TakeDown OC foam, which will stick like glue to the punks faces, yet prevent the room filling up with fumes, possibly taking you out also.

Self Defense products make great Christmas gifts, and we have gift certificates in any size, so you can give the gift of life & self preservation. You will thank me later.

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/MaceTakeDownOCFoam

With 47 school age children killed since President Obama took office, Chicago school officials are considering the possibility of issuing over 400,000 TASER C2 stunning devices to all students.

“We gotta do something,” cried Bertha Williams, a concerned parent. “We gotta stop kids from killing kids.”

Amen to that, and we applaud the move as one that will most definitely slow down the youth violence.

A TASER C2 is in reality on of the weakest stun guns in the world, and won’t kill you, unless you have some type of condition where you are walking on thin ice.

It’s only 50,000 volts, considering the most powerful stun gun on the market is the Stun Master 2.7 Million Volt Multi Function Stun Gun; however, it’s what TASER International does with the voltage that will drop the biggest urban gorilla.

As soon as you launch the 2 barbed projectiles into your attacker, the 50,000 volts goes pouring into his body. He will drop like a sack of blubber, and for the next 30 seconds, the TASER C2 will pulse the electricity, and vary the pulses from 8 to 17x per second, for 1-8 second busts, until 30 seconds are over.

You can actually set the thing down and walk away while it continues to disrupt the attackers central nervous system.

Nothing, except a hand gun will do as much devastation, though you don’t have to worry about being charged with murder.

If you are considering a TASER C2 for your wife, mother, sister, or yourself, take off 12% at check-out with coupon code: TASER C2.

Remember to shoot first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/RedHotTASERC2

This is not a good factoid; according to Statistics U.S.A., there was an average of 3,600,000 home invasions annually between 1994 and 2000. That is 3 million, six hundred thousand invasions. That’s a lot if you really think about it. It’s almost 10,000 per day. Every day, 24/7.

I think crime is going down because the DOJ reports it’s only 2 Million each year, or one out of five homes in the USA will be invaded by hell bent punks who want to steal something and they don’t give a damn if you are in the house or not.

Are you ready?

Truly ready? My now discontinued camouflage TASER C2 & large 4oz. Pepper Shot Pepper Spray are out, and I got my GlassGuard Vibration Alarm hooked up to my windows, so when some punk tries to open a window, the vibrations will set off the alarm. We made a quick video for you to see how it works.

The Glass Guard Vibration Alarm is good for windows or glass doors, though it can be used on non-glass surfaces. You can also adjust the sensitivity, and it takes 2x AA batteries. It’s got adhesive & you want to place it in the center of the glass.

Switch it on and you & the neighbors will be notified when a certain amount of vibration on the window is reached. For the ultimate protection, keep the GlassGuard Vibration Alarm on 24/7 for another layer of protection from a home invasion robbery.

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Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/GlassGuardVibrationAlarm

Blood everywhere in Chicago, and the city of brotherly love wants to hold the Olympics. The Olympics, the ultimate show of world-wide unity is considering plopping down in Murderville, USA on it’s next stop.

If you have been living under a rock, there has been a lot of violence pouring out of Chicago with a boy being killed on film earlier this week, and another beaten so bad by 3 men he is in a coma.

While you can walk around with a gun exposed in a holster in certain states, they don’t like that in Chicago, so you are at the mercy of waiting for the police to come protect you (NOT), or take matters into your own hands and carry some non-lethal weapons when they make it impossible to carry a lethal weapon.

Then I wake up with my blueberry waffles and coffee and see that Chicago’s hand gun ban is being considered by the Supreme Court next year and I say to myself, Sparky, WTF, didn’t they settle this already and we moved on to bigger & better things like Cash for Clunkers? Which we will offer after this post…

Anyway, if they are banning guns in Chicago, and the murder rates are spiking through the roof, then it’s time to take matters into my own hands.

So I pulled out my Mace Pepper Gun, which looks like a small flare gun. It’s easy to put in a purse or pocket, or carry in a holster. It shoots the 10% Hot, Hot, HOT Mace pepper spray up to 25 feet, and there ain’t nothing besides a gun or some pepper balls that will shoot further.

The TASER C2 only is good for 12-15 feet, then the wires drift too far apart to be accurate. 25 feet is a long way, and you can shoot it 7 x, so even if 3-5 punks are running at you, you can still take them all out with one cartridge.

You can also pick-up additional cartridges in both pepper spray, or practice with a inert cartridge that has no pepper spray, just the propellent so simulate how far it shoots.

If you live in Chicago, I would not travel alone, nor without a Mace Pepper gun, a TASER C2, a Kuboton, and a telescopic steel baton.

Come get me sucka!

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/MacePepperGunSkyBlue

Looks like TASER International came to their senses & re-issued their TASER M18L, which looks kind of like a Colt .45. While the TASER C2 is a great device for civilians, a security guard carrying a leopard TASER C2 might look out of place.

Advanced TASER M18L

So for all of our security customers, or citizens who want the best non-lethal self defense way to drop a punk in seconds, you can go back to the M18L. What’s great about it is the laser sight, that you can point at the subjects chest to insure an accurate shot.

Then you can add the optional cartridge holder for the end of the pistol grip, so you always have a spare.

And, we will include either a FREE Fox Labs Mean Green Pepper Spray 3 Oz and 2x FREE Sudecon Pepper Spray Decontaminate Wipes to help get rid of the burn once the punk is in hand-cuffs, or if it blows back into your face, that’s a $26.95 value!

or the Secondary Cartridge Clip For The Advanced TASER M18, a $29.95 value!

It’s your choice, just mention the Fox Pepper Spray or the Secondary cartridge clip in the comments section when you check-out.

Remember, use your TASER device first, and ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/AdvancedTASERM18L

We put together a quick video on using and charging the Barracuda 1.8 Million Volt Rechargeable Stun Gun, one of the most powerful stun guns on earth.

There are two important things to know about this stun gun. First, there are no batteries to change, they are internal and there is a built in wall plug, so you can save the earth, go green, and take out a punk, all at the same time.

And, it has a disabling wrist strap, which means if you have it on, and the punk succeeds in taking away the stun gun, it can’t be used against you.

Here is the video of the Barracuda 1.8 Million Volt Stun Gun:

As always, we always include a FREE Sabre Red Keychain Pepper Spray, pink or black, with every Barracuda Stun gun. Just tell us which one you want when you check-out in the comments section…

Remember to stun first & ask questions later!

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Barracuda1.8MillionVoltStunGun