Defend Thyself

Wow, take a look at my new squeeze guys, Pinky Sparkadero. Mmmm, mmm. Sorry, she only like guys that give off massive sparks, and you humans don’t.

Pinky Sparkadero

You will have to settle for loving the Pink Pink Pretender Mobile Phone Stun Gun. The pink cell phone stun gun packs almost 1,000,000 volts, just like Pinky! It also will take down a punk in record time. However, Guys, you do NOT want to be caught caressing a pink stun gun, so you gotta give it to your lady friend, mother, aunt, granny, sister, or daughter of legal age.

Update: The Pink Pretender Stun Gun is back ordered until June 1st. Seems the shipment was the wrong color. White face with orange side, and pink back. We are contemplating picking up a few of those. If you want one, let us know.

The Pink Pretender Mobile Phone Stun Gun

It’s exactly the same as the original Pretender Cell Phone Stun Gun;

• 950,000 Punk Stopping Volts
• Loud Personal Alarm To Wake The Dead
• Super Bright 12 LED Flashlight
• Easy To Hide In A Pocket Or Purse
• Free Leatherette Holster
• Free Batteries
• And So Much More…

As usual, you always get a FREE Sabre Red Key Chain Pepper Spray, black or pink, with every Stun Gun, and until this Friday, May 8th, at the stroke of Midnight, we will knock an additional $9 bucks off the price of the Pink Pretender Mobile Phone Stun Gun when you enter discount coupon code: PINK, and you still get the FREE pepper spray.

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/PinkPretenderMobilePhoneStunGun

We just set up a new site, MobilePhoneStunGun.com, dedicated to the mobile phone stun gun, or as people still call them, cell phone stun guns. Old habits die hard; cell phones went out a while ago and the correct lingo now is Mobile Phone Stun Gun.

Seems the problem our old web pages say cell phone stun gun, and we would rather not create duplicate content and just replace cell with mobile, so we just put up a little info site for you.

MobilePhoneStunGun.com will grow over time and is just another way to bring you information about the different self defense products out there that can protect you.

Speaking of cell phones, for this week only, until Sunday night the 5th of April 2009, we will put all our mobile phone stun guns on sale this week. Take 17% of all cell phone stun guns from our online Self Defense SuperStore when you check-out by entering the discount coupon code: MOBILE.

Remember, stun first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/CellPhoneStunGun