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Dog Attack Defense With Mace Muzzle Dog Repellent

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Dog Attack Defense With Mace Muzzle Dog Repellent

My man, Sparky the Stun Gun, and I like to go out walking every night when it cools down, and we always make sure to bring our Mace Muzzle Dog Repellent. When we do, one of the things that we worry about are dog attacks and or dog bites. Did you know that there are over 5 million Americans get attacked by dogs every year, with close to 1 million of them requiring hospitalization from serious dog bites.

Most dog owners are conscientious people. They keep their dogs on leashes and follow all local laws and even clean up after their dogs. But some people are very irresponsible. It is their dogs we worry about, especially that pit bull that is down the street. Every time we walk by, it literally tries to bite us through the fence. I know one day that fence ain’t gonna hold him anymore.

That’s why we always make sure we have our Mace Muzzle Dog Repellent dog pepper spray.

Mace Muzzle Dog Repellent
Mace Muzzle Dog Repellent

The Mace muzzle dog pepper spray is approved by the EPA, and provides an effective, safe defense against dog attacks. While I could care less about that, I care more about burning his to a lump of coal with a couple large blasts of dog spray. It is perfect for anyone who spends any time outdoors. It has a flip top safety, and belt clip or a key chain attachment for easy carrying. It is big enough to contain 10 one second bursts with a range of 10 feet.

The next time you go out walking, jogging or cycling carry the Mace muzzle dog repellent dog pepper spray like Pinky and I do.

Remember: spray first & ask questions later!

Pinky Sparkadero

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Mace Muzzle Dog Repellant

Cop Pepper Sprays Squirrel, Should Have Used The TASER

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A Texas police officer was caught on video blasting a rabid squirrel with pepper spray, and while animal rights activists are screaming for the hanging of the Cop, we at Defendthyself.com feel the Cop did not go far enough, and should have pulled out his TASER Device and really taken care of that pesky vermin.

http://www.defendthyself.com/products/TASER-M26C.html
TASER M26C

You see a TASER device shoots out two barbed prongs that latch onto skin or clothing, and send a shocking 50,000 volts down copper wire to really mess up your day. While my boss wrote an article called: Is the TASER C2 the Worlds Wimpiest Stun Gun?, its really what you do with the voltage that makes a difference.

And the TASER C2 will drop a bull in his tracks, and should make quick work of the rabid rodent, terrorizing the neighborhood. And we always include 2 FREE replacement cartridges with every TASER M26C.

I have seen aggressive squirrels before, and they can take you out in seconds, just like the mad rabbit in Monty Python’s, The Holy Grail. Don’t be a victim!

TASER the hairy rat & ask questions later…

Sparky The Stun Gun

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASER M26C

Self Defense For Filthy Christian Pigs

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We hear a group of filthy Christian pigs in Egypt are stocking up with pepper sprays and TASER® products, and are up- in-pig knuckles over a plan to slaughter every pig on earth because of their flu. With the possibility of a world wide pandemic, swine across the globe are being turned into SPAM in record numbers.

“We gotta do something,” cried Omar Piglett, of Cairo. “We eat all the Christians trash, and we really help to keep the eco-system in balance. There really is no need to kill us because of a little bug, it will pass. All we have access to is pepper spray and stun guns, the humans have the guns.”

Elsewhere, Muslims world wide are saying, “See! We have been telling you for years pigs are filthy beasts, and now they are killing mankind. Have mercy on my soul!”

In Arkansas, 16 feral pigs are held up in a cave outside of Ridgeback, and there is no end to the stand-off. Shares of bacon have plunged, and people are shorting Hormell stock.

More news as it breaks…

Sparky The Stun Gun

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASER®

Don’t Try To Defend Yourself In Houston

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A sad story about a man who was defending his family against his neighbors violent pit bulls. A man in Houston saw the pit bulls preventing his daughter and grand child from getting out of their car when they came to visit him. He was concerned when his grand daughter was playing in the front, with such wild dogs behind a flimsy neighbors fence.

I though they just passed the “Make My Day” law in Texas, where you can take down punks who are a danger to you. Guess the Cops in Houston have not heard about that yet.

Well, he tried to shoot the dogs with his pistol and missed (I suggest he needs some target practice also). Then he got smart and grabbed his shot gun, and tried to get the neighbors to tie up the dog(s). When it started after him (?), he let the pooch have it.

Shot guns don’t miss, though the HPD arrested the poor man and charged him with animal cruelty! He spend 5 days in jail until his family could round up the bail. This is not right and I thought in Texas of all places, they would just let the guy go. If you are pissed off about this, call the Houston Police Non Emergency number: (713) 884-3131. The City Attorney’s criminal law number is: 713.247.5474. Let them know what they are doing to this man stinks.

There are plenty of non-lethal options on the market to take care of dogs that won’t result in your arrest. We will list them here, in order of relevance & distance (Works well on humans also):

Avurt SWAT-C8 Pava Launcher; Semi-Automatic Launcher Shoot 8 scorching hot PAVA power balls at the dog(s) up to 70 feet.

Avurt IM-5 Pava Launcher; Semi-Automatic Launcher Shoots 5 PAVA power balls at the dog(s) up to 40 feet.

Mace Pepper Gun; Looks like a flare gun, and shoots 7 shots of burning hot Mace pepper spray up to 25 feet.

M18 Advanced Taser or TASER C2; Shoots electrified darts up to 15 feet & will stop anything.

Mace Pepper GelMace Pepper Foam; Same great Mace pepper spray, in gel form, sprays up to 18 feet and sticks like glue.

High Frequency Dog Repeller; Interesting little item that emits high frequencies that drive dogs crazy, works up to 40 feet.

Pepper Sprays; Work 7-10 feet and will bring on the pain!

Telescopic Stun Batons; – Stun Batons; Long batons that will keep anything at bay, with a maximum distance of 21 inches.

Stun Guns; While a stun gun will take down a dog who has it’s jaws gripped around your dog or child, just the sound of the crackle of a stun usually puts the fear of God into a dog & they will run.

Whew! That’s a lot of non-lethal options for you to handle a dog or some punk who wants your property or your life. This way, you don’t have to worry about the Cops arresting you for trying to defend yourself.

Defend Thyself, because it’s a cruel world!

Christopher Winkler
Supplier of Self Defense Products
DefendThyself.com

Do Bears Poop In The Woods?

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They sure do! It’s their turf, their home, their neck of the woods, and it’s us that are the trespassers. In their world, they have no fear, as nothing, except man, can take them down. Well, maybe a mountain lion or a crazed moose! Since bears are not man-eaters, you can relax knowing he won’t eat you. However, if you are a threat, he will take you down.

Imagine a 500-pound weight lifter with huge, long fingernails slapping you silly. That’s what it will feel like, and it wont’ be any fun for you, and you might die, as the little 11 year old boy in Utah last June. Seems the boy and his father were camping, and a black bear hauled this boy out of his tent, and ultimately killed him. Usually they smell food, and come around looking for dinner.

If you go camping, you need bear proof food containers to lock up your edibles so the bear can’t smell them. Most Fish & Game guys will tell you, you need protection against a bear, and the one thing that works the best, and reduces your chances of being a pile of sliced roast beef, is a big can of Bear Pepper Spray.

You have two choices for protection. #1 is the Mace Bear Pepper Spray from the Mace Company, the most respected name in the self defense industry:

Mace Bear Pepper Spray
Mace Bear Pepper Spray

and #2 is the Guard Alaska Bear Pepper Spray:

Alaska Guard Bear Spray
Alaska Guard Bear Spray

With fall upon us, the bears are out getting fat on salmon, so they can go nighty-night for few months. Do yourself a favor before you go to their ‘hood’, pick up a can or 2 of Bear Pepper Spray and put it in the free belt holster that we will toss in. You will be glad you did.

Christopher Winkler
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/BearSpray

Date: September 24th, 2007

Will Dog Pepper Spray Protect Me From Dog Attacks?

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I just read about a women in Washington state that was mauled almost to death by two roving pitbulls. They entered in the back of the house in one of those doggy doors. Apparently they have been roaming their neighborhood for some time and the owners lived several housed down from this poor women.

If only she had something to protect herself. Guns are not an option for many people, though there is two excellent non-lethal self defense products made specifically for dog attacks.

The Mace company makes their Mace Muzzle Dog Repellent. It is a pepper spray formula that contains about 5% pepper spray so you can be “humain” against your attacker, which is enough to take down a man. BTW, this can also be delivered to New York, Michigan, and Wisconsin, since this does not violate their laws. Works great on humans!

Mace Muzzle Dog Repellent
Mace Muzzle Dog Repellent

There is also an Ultrasonic Dog Chaser that emits a high frequency tone that is uncomfortable, yet not harmful to humans. The Dog Chaser High Frequency Electronic Animal Repellent uses the latest ultrasonic technology that produces a discomforting, but not harmful, high frequency sound, audible to dogs but not to humans. Help stop the approach of unwanted dogs at up to 15 feet. Also, a useful aid in training dogs.

Dog Chaser Ultrasonic Alarm
Dog Chaser Ultrasonic Alarm

These are two great products that might have saved this women’s life. Don’t let yourself be stuck in a similar situation. If you order either of the products above, we will give you a 13% discount. When you check out, for the Mace Muzzle Dog Repellent, use code “MUZZLE” when you check out. If you order the Dog Chaser, use code “CHASER” in the coupon box when you check out.

Defend Thyself!