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We just put up a new video of the upgraded Electronic Secure Dog, which now has a remote control to activate it, & a panic alarm that will wake the dead.

It’s now called the Visitor Chime and Watch Dog/Alarm with Remote Control, and you can use it to make a chime sound at your place of business or home, so you know when someone comes in or out. When you are gone, set it to bark, and anytime someone comes to the door, the internal microwave sensor will detect the movement and sound a fairly realistic barking sound that changes between 4 different barks.

Here is the YouTube Video on the Watch Dog Alarm:

There’s a special offer for you at the end…

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Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
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Well, seems like TASER International got smart and reintroduced the M-18, renaming it the TASER M26C. I guess the C is for consumer, as the law enforcement version is the TASER M26.

TASER M26C

We love this device because it’s perfect for security guards, or anyone that wants a high quality, non-lethal stunning device for home or when you are away. A security guard wants this on their belt, not the smaller TASER C2.

What makes the TASER M26C so great? How about it stopping a bull, or a punk during a home invasion robbery! Check out this video!

Oh yeah, we will toss in 2 FREE Replacement Cartridges with EVERY TASER M26C. That’s a $59.95 value, and you don’t even have to ask. We automatically do it because we love ya!

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Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
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We just put up a new video on YouTube about the Telescopic Steel Baton. We love these little guys, as they are similar to what Law Enforcement carries, a collapsible, handy, non-lethal self defense product that collapses to a small unit that is easy to put in a purse or pocket. The perfect personal protection product!

However, we can’t sell them in California. WTF is wrong with this state? They make it hard to have weapons, lethal or non-lethal. Why don’t they just ban rocks and sticks while they are at it.

Anyway, check-out the video on the Telescopic Steel Baton. We can ship this to any other state, though not California, and not outside the 50 states, so if you live overseas, please don’t order it.

California is going down the drain. The smart people are leaving, and the welfare recipients are coming in. Guess where the #1 destination state is for new residents? Texas! And we will relocate there this year, as we are sick of California.

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Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
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We just found out the Electronic Secure Dog has been updated. The old one was older technology, and while it worked well, it did need an update.

Leave it to Flippo to come to the rescue. They have a great line of door alarms & window alarms, like the Kathmandu Door Guard Entry Alarm, and the Glass Guard Window Alarm and we just received a test unit. We will make a movie on the new one and report back. For now, here is what it looks like.

Electronic Secure Dog

What’s great about this product is that you set it up and point the Electronic Secure Dog at your front door, before you leave.

The sensor inside will "see through" walls, and start barking when it detects movement. Don’t ask me how it works because I don’t know, all I know is that it does work.

So now you have a guard dog that never sleeps, eats, or poops on your pillow. And it should scare off most punks.

You can’t stop the hardcore ones,’ cept with a gun, and we won’t go into that here. Check out the Electronic Secure Dog if you want a good motion detection alarm for your home.

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Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Electronic Secure Dog

A tweaked out dishwasher at a tennis club down in San Clemente, CA, up from an all night crystal meth binge, attacked a women out on her early morning walk yesterday, and the only thing that saved her life was her faithful mini schnauzer, who was beaten to death during the attack.

The tweaker then went back to the tennis club, and was dancing on the courts naked, while he pored hot coffee all over him. It’s been pretty nippy at night, so I wonder if he was trying to warm up during his withdraws?

Anyway, I really hate reporting sad stories like this, because this women just needed a $12 Fox Labs Mean Green Keychain Pepper Spray that would have put crazy Lopez down for the count.

Fox Labs Keychain Pepper Spray

We carry so many types of pepper sprays, and the keychain pepper spray is a must for every man, woman, and child on this earth. Sadly, pretty much every other country on this earth is Socialist, Communist, or a dictatorship, which forbids it’s citizens from protecting themselves, and they can’t even own pepper spray. With our rapid slide into Socialism, we wonder how long it will be before pepper spray is banned in the US???

We’re particularly fond of the Fox Labs Mean Green keychain pepper spray, which is a green, water-based defense spray formula using real, organic pepper resin rated at 3,000,000 Scoville Heat Units (SHU). This resin is so purified it is virtually clear. This enabled FOX LABS to add green dye to the formula making it distinctive from all other formulas in the marketplace.

The COPS would see the punk attacker stumbling down the road looking like he was My Favorite Martian!

And a brave dog would have been saved.

Remember to spray first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Fox Labs Keychain Pepper Spray

It’s that time of year again, time to reflect on things. Time to reflect on life, family, friends, and memories. So much has happened, and we are grateful for another day to enjoy them. Life can’t always be easy, and even though you have set-backs and obstacles, look at them as hurdles to overcome, not road blocks to stop your progress.

I just hit the big 50, and would rather do it on my own, than ask for a hand-out from Uncle Sugar. It’s been almost 3 years since I started my two online businesses, Defend Thyself and EyeSpyPro, when my $150,000 a year job started to show signs of not being able to sustain that.

I was right, last March I went full time with these two online businesses and have not looked back. However, I could not have done it without you, our customers. Some of you are not customers yet, however, we wanted to send this message to you also.

So I wanted to take a moment before we shut down for the Holidays and say “Thank You.” Thank you for all your support, kind words, and encouragement. It’s not easy, though nothing good ever is, eh? The only thing constant is change. If you don’t adapt, you die.

So no matter if you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, or whatever, have a great time with your loved ones this season. We will be closed tomorrow, Thursday the 24th and Christmas day. Back in the office on Monday, my wife Mindy & I are driving to Phoenix to meet up with my family.

Merry Christmas!

Chris Winkler
Owner
Defend Thyself and
EyeSpyPro

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Merry Christmas! Gack, I sorta look like the Grinch that stole Christmas!

Wendell the Chameleon
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Happy Holidays! Love Pinky…

Pinky Sparkadero

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Stay safe this Holiday! Merry Christmas from Sparky…

Sparky the Stun Gun

We all have people on our Christmas list that are hard to find gifts for, or if you are just too overworked or tired to finish up your shopping, why not consider Gift Certificates for Self Defense or Home Protection Products from DefendThyself.com.

You can pick up Gift Certificates in any amount you want, up to $1,000, and it will automatically send an email to your recipient, notifying them they have a Gift Certificate from you, BEFORE Christmas.

We make it easy, just click the link above to go to the website and finish your Holiday Shopping.

Have a Safe & Happy Holidays from Defend Thyself!

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/GiftCertificates

Until Christmas, we are giving away a self defense product every day to our Defend Thyself Twitter followers, and today, we gave away a FREE Pointed Red Kubotan to the first person who called us. You have to follow us, and we will give away free self defense stuff for the quick to respond.

2 minutes later, a gal from Connecticut calls and said send me my free Kubotan! I said ok, you are #1, and we will ship it off today.

Then, she tells her husband works late, and it’s just her and the kids during the day. Last week, she came home, and entered the back door to find someone in her house robbing her! I think they both scared the hell out of each other, as the punk high tailed it out the front door. Luckily, the police found him down the road, and he was arrested, without any losses of life, limb, or property.

She then got a big dog to help when Hubby is not home, and we suggested she look at the Mace PepperGel Home Defense industrial size. What’s great about this product is you can spray it in your house, and you don’t have to worry about you or your family breathing molten pepper spray. The pepper gel sticks like glue, and the more the punk tries to remove it, the deeper he grinds it into his skin.

Mace Pepper Gel

Like a fire extuingisher, you can dup out almost 1 pound of pepper gel in 6 seconds, and when you are being attacked during a home invasion robbery, time matters.

If you wanna practice using any of the Mace products, and you don’t want to take out the family, they have a new line called the Mace TakeDown® Inert Training Units. They package all their products in actual packages, without an pepper, so you have the same effect of using the gel, foam, fogger, or stream, while you hone your aiming skills and get ready for when the time comes and it’s your turn.

In case you forgot, we will repost some shocking home invasion robbery facts, According to Statistics U.S.A.:

• There have been 3,600,000 home invasions each year between 1994 and 2000.
• That’s 9,863 home invasion robberies every day.
• That’s 410 home invasion robberies every hour.
• That’s 6.8 home invasion robberies every minutes.

Don’t be the next victim. Get a big old 1 pound pepper gel like the Mace PepperGel Home Defense, which will stick like glue to the punks faces, yet prevent the spray from contaminating you.

Self Defense products make great Christmas gifts, and we have gift certificates in any size, so you can give the gift of life & self preservation. You will thank me later.

Pinky sez: Remember to spray first & ask questions later!

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/MacePepperGelHomeDefense

There is no better way to tell woman in your life how much you love her, than a gift of molten hot Spitfire pepper spray in a nice gift box. Spitfire introduced the Purple Spitfire Keychain Pepper spray earlier this year, and we should have these in by the end of the week, ready to ship out in time for Christmas. They also come in red, and black for that lug in your life.

Spitfire Pepper Spray Gift Box Purple

I know it looks red, it’s the only pic we have to use until they come in this weekend. What’s great about this gift box is the Spitfire pepper spray uses replaceable cartridges, so you just replace them, instead of the entire plastic housing, so you can save the earth and take out a punk at the same time. You get one practice cartridge, and one live one, so you can practice before you make some punks day.

There are 5 other reasons why the Spitfire keychain pepper spray is one of our favorite pepper spray, find out for yourself at our online Self Defense Products SuperStore.

Remember to spray first, and ask questions later…

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/SpitfirePepperSprayGiftBox

We were adding the new Mace® TakeDown Law Enforcement line of professional strength pepper sprays, and looking to see if there was anythign we didn’t have yet, we saw the Mace Pen Defender Pepper Spray Pen! While we have many DVR Spy Pens over @ EyeSpyPry, our Spy & Surveillance product site.

For college students & people who work in places that won’t allow you to carry your pepper spray or stun gun, this is the perfect hidden self defense product. Yes folks, the Mace Pepper Pen looks like an innocent pen, so you can stick it in your shirt, jacket, or purse, and you have a completely hidden self defense product. Notice I said self defense, this product is to be used to protect yourself from attack, and it will using the molten hot Mace 10% Pepper Spray. It is NOT to be used to commit crimes.

Mace Pen Defender Pepper Spray Pen

So if you feel threatened waiting for the bus, at the train station, or just walking to your car, whip out your Mace Pepper Spray Pen and let them have it. You get about 6 shots & it works up to 5 feet.

And, the Mace Pen Defender Pepper Spray Pen make a great gift for that any guy or gal will love .

Remember: Spray First & Ask Questions Later…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/MacePenDefenderPepperSprayPen