Defend Thyself

So TASER International came out with a yellow color TASER C2 called, what else, the TASER Yellow TASER C2 With Laser. It’s too bad Chelsea King did not carry one when she was killed, possibly by John Albert Gardner in Escondido. It would have taken him down, and kept him down for 10-20 minutes while she ran for help.

Why???

Because when you push the trigger, the TASER C2 shoots out two pronged projectiles, which will either latch on to any clothing, or in some cases penetrate the skin. We hired some guy to take a shooting, and we thought we were filming it. BANG! Man, it was loud, and the guy, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, dropped like bad transmission @ AAMCO. He ended up with one barb embedded center mass, that went into that connective tissue in the center front of your ribs.

We could not pull it out, no matter how hard we tugged & pulled! Then I realized, I forgot to have him sign the model release!!!

I thought OMG, so I whipped it out, and nicely got him to sign it, with the barb still stuck inside his chest.

We cut the wire and he went to a clinic where they removed it.

Anyway, look at this smiling prick in his mug shot. It’s believed he is also tied to the killing of Amber Dubois & possibly others. The sad thing is they were talking about him on the John & Ken show today on KFI, and the California Department of Prisons had 7 chances to put him away for life and they failed. The people responsible for these deaths still hold their job and it’s sad that they can’t be fired for incompetence. A 2000 doctors report showed Gardner was a violent sex criminal that would certainly reoffend. And in this messed up state, they don’t want to issue concealed weapons permits to let us carry guns to protect ourselves from people like this.

I would love to take my new TASER Yellow TASER C2 With Laser, and shoot him right in the face. About 12-15 feet out, they spread apart, and it would perfectly hit each eye. The TASER C2 will then send 50,000 volts blasting into his face, all the while I am laughing my butt off while he does the neutron dance on the pavement for 30 seconds. There is no other non-lethal self defense product on the market that can bring on such devastation. Think of it, 30 full seconds of voltage bouncing around inside this guys body.

TASER Yellow TASER C2 With Laser

And the funny part is, 50,000 volts is 1/2 the voltage of the weakest stun gun on the market, the 100,000 volt Stun Master Stun Gun. I even wrote an article called: "Is The TASER C2 The Worlds Wimpiest Stun Gun?"

Other stun guns are claiming to hit the 4 Million volt mark, though is it really necessary? TASER International proves its not the amount of voltage, it’s what you do with it. They pulse the electricity at varying rates during the 30 seconds, resulting in the ability to drop a bull in a second.

Nothin besides a gun can do that.

Luckily this monster is off the street, though it seems like everyday there is another creep that is out there to get you. And I though all of them lived in Phoenix…

I keep a TASER C2 right by my bed, and carry it with me frequently. Not only do they have integrated lasers so you can make sure you hit them right in the center of the chest, it has an LED light that help me see at night to make it to the bathroom without stubbing my toes!

We will toss in a FREE TASER C2 2 Pack of cartridges for the asking with each TASER C2 purchased; that’s a $59.95 value! That way you got a back-up…

Remember to TASER first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TASER Yellow TASER C2

We received the new Rubber Handle Telescopic Steel Batons, and they are the same kick butt batons that can bash the punk that is trying to hurt you. It looks like they are replacing the foam handle batons, which we really like.

We also have a few of the foam handle Telescopic Steel Batons left, and we want to blow them out, so we’re gonna offer the rest of them for 50% off until they are gone.

Telescopic Steel Baton

This is your chance to pick up one of the most brutal, easy to hide, non-lethal self defense products on earth that collapses to 1/3 its size, and is super easy to hide in a purse, jacket, pocket, or vehicle. Unfortunatly, the butt hats that somehow got elected to the California legislature have made them illegal in this state. Otherwise we can send them to any other of the 49 states, Guam, and American Samoa, and any other US Territory, and NOT out of the USA.

Now we don’t advocate offensive violence, however, when you are being attacked, you should go ballistic and have the intent to, if needed, and you are bad enough, to take the SOB out. Many people can’t do it, and we understand. We also advocate the carrying of a lethal weapon, which will effectivly stop most crimes, though it might be illegal in many places in our Republic.

These steel batons come will bring the pain to anyone you hit, and they come with a nylon holster for our Law Enforcement or Security Guard customers.

So if you are looking for an easy to use, pain bringing, non-lethal self defense weapon, take advantage of an awesome blow-out of the foam handle telescopic steel batons.

Defend Thyself…

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TelescopicSteelBaton

We love when we get more bang for the buck. That is what you will get with the Rechargeable Runt 4.5 Million Volt Stun Gun, which was cranked up from 1 Million volts, to 4, 500,000 punk blastin volts!

The Runt rechargeable stun gun is about the size of a cigarette pack, so you can hide it easily in a pocket or purse. Pitty the punk that gets on the receiving end of a 4.5 million stun gun; it won’t be pretty.

The Rechargeable Runt 4.5 Million Volt Stun Gun

The Runt is a rechargeable battery stun gun uses new cutting edge micro-technology to deliver a disabling 11 milliamps carried by high voltage. With over 1 Million violent crimes each year, it’s only a matter of time before your number comes up.

We will also toss in a FREE Wildfire 18% key chain pepper spray, which you use before the punks on top of you, as it shoots up to 15 feet. We blasted a model in the video on our home page with Wildfire, and he could not open his eyes for 45 minutes! Be ready when your number comes up, instead of being a victim…

Remember to stun first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/TheRunt4.5MillionRechargeableStunGun

We just put up a new video of the upgraded Electronic Secure Dog, which now has a remote control to activate it, & a panic alarm that will wake the dead.

It’s now called the Visitor Chime and Watch Dog/Alarm with Remote Control, and you can use it to make a chime sound at your place of business or home, so you know when someone comes in or out. When you are gone, set it to bark, and anytime someone comes to the door, the internal microwave sensor will detect the movement and sound a fairly realistic barking sound that changes between 4 different barks.

Here is the YouTube Video on the Watch Dog Alarm:

There’s a special offer for you at the end…

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Electronic Secure Dog

Well, seems like TASER International got smart and reintroduced the M-18, renaming it the TASER M26C. I guess the C is for consumer, as the law enforcement version is the TASER M26.

TASER M26C

We love this device because it’s perfect for security guards, or anyone that wants a high quality, non-lethal stunning device for home or when you are away. A security guard wants this on their belt, not the smaller TASER C2.

What makes the TASER M26C so great? How about it stopping a bull, or a punk during a home invasion robbery! Check out this video!

Oh yeah, we will toss in 2 FREE Replacement Cartridges with EVERY TASER M26C. That’s a $59.95 value, and you don’t even have to ask. We automatically do it because we love ya!

Comments please…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/AdvancedTASERM26C

We just put up a new video on YouTube about the Telescopic Steel Baton. We love these little guys, as they are similar to what Law Enforcement carries, a collapsible, handy, non-lethal self defense product that collapses to a small unit that is easy to put in a purse or pocket. The perfect personal protection product!

However, we can’t sell them in California. WTF is wrong with this state? They make it hard to have weapons, lethal or non-lethal. Why don’t they just ban rocks and sticks while they are at it.

Anyway, check-out the video on the Telescopic Steel Baton. We can ship this to any other state, though not California, and not outside the 50 states, so if you live overseas, please don’t order it.

California is going down the drain. The smart people are leaving, and the welfare recipients are coming in. Guess where the #1 destination state is for new residents? Texas! And we will relocate there this year, as we are sick of California.

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Telescopic Steel Baton

We just found out the Electronic Secure Dog has been updated. The old one was older technology, and while it worked well, it did need an update.

Leave it to Flippo to come to the rescue. They have a great line of door alarms & window alarms, like the Kathmandu Door Guard Entry Alarm, and the Glass Guard Window Alarm and we just received a test unit. We will make a movie on the new one and report back. For now, here is what it looks like.

Electronic Secure Dog

What’s great about this product is that you set it up and point the Electronic Secure Dog at your front door, before you leave.

The sensor inside will "see through" walls, and start barking when it detects movement. Don’t ask me how it works because I don’t know, all I know is that it does work.

So now you have a guard dog that never sleeps, eats, or poops on your pillow. And it should scare off most punks.

You can’t stop the hardcore ones,’ cept with a gun, and we won’t go into that here. Check out the Electronic Secure Dog if you want a good motion detection alarm for your home.

Defend Thyself!

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Electronic Secure Dog

A tweaked out dishwasher at a tennis club down in San Clemente, CA, up from an all night crystal meth binge, attacked a women out on her early morning walk yesterday, and the only thing that saved her life was her faithful mini schnauzer, who was beaten to death during the attack.

The tweaker then went back to the tennis club, and was dancing on the courts naked, while he pored hot coffee all over him. It’s been pretty nippy at night, so I wonder if he was trying to warm up during his withdraws?

Anyway, I really hate reporting sad stories like this, because this women just needed a $12 Fox Labs Mean Green Keychain Pepper Spray that would have put crazy Lopez down for the count.

Fox Labs Keychain Pepper Spray

We carry so many types of pepper sprays, and the keychain pepper spray is a must for every man, woman, and child on this earth. Sadly, pretty much every other country on this earth is Socialist, Communist, or a dictatorship, which forbids it’s citizens from protecting themselves, and they can’t even own pepper spray. With our rapid slide into Socialism, we wonder how long it will be before pepper spray is banned in the US???

We’re particularly fond of the Fox Labs Mean Green keychain pepper spray, which is a green, water-based defense spray formula using real, organic pepper resin rated at 3,000,000 Scoville Heat Units (SHU). This resin is so purified it is virtually clear. This enabled FOX LABS to add green dye to the formula making it distinctive from all other formulas in the marketplace.

The COPS would see the punk attacker stumbling down the road looking like he was My Favorite Martian!

And a brave dog would have been saved.

Remember to spray first & ask questions later…

Sparky the Stun Gun

Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/Fox Labs Keychain Pepper Spray

It’s that time of year again, time to reflect on things. Time to reflect on life, family, friends, and memories. So much has happened, and we are grateful for another day to enjoy them. Life can’t always be easy, and even though you have set-backs and obstacles, look at them as hurdles to overcome, not road blocks to stop your progress.

I just hit the big 50, and would rather do it on my own, than ask for a hand-out from Uncle Sugar. It’s been almost 3 years since I started my two online businesses, Defend Thyself and EyeSpyPro, when my $150,000 a year job started to show signs of not being able to sustain that.

I was right, last March I went full time with these two online businesses and have not looked back. However, I could not have done it without you, our customers. Some of you are not customers yet, however, we wanted to send this message to you also.

So I wanted to take a moment before we shut down for the Holidays and say “Thank You.” Thank you for all your support, kind words, and encouragement. It’s not easy, though nothing good ever is, eh? The only thing constant is change. If you don’t adapt, you die.

So no matter if you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, or whatever, have a great time with your loved ones this season. We will be closed tomorrow, Thursday the 24th and Christmas day. Back in the office on Monday, my wife Mindy & I are driving to Phoenix to meet up with my family.

Merry Christmas!

Chris Winkler
Owner
Defend Thyself and
EyeSpyPro

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Merry Christmas! Gack, I sorta look like the Grinch that stole Christmas!

Wendell the Chameleon
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Happy Holidays! Love Pinky…

Pinky Sparkadero

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Stay safe this Holiday! Merry Christmas from Sparky…

Sparky the Stun Gun

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Have a Safe & Happy Holidays from Defend Thyself!

Pinky Sparkadero
Self Defense Products Expert
DefendThyself.com/GiftCertificates